Dark Willow quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Let me tell you something about Willow. She's a loser. Always has been. She got picked on through junior high, high school, right up until college. With her stupid mousy ways. And now? [laughs bitterly] Willow's a junkie. The only thing Willow was ever good for...the only thing I ever had going for me were those moments...just moments...where Tara would look at me and I was wonderful. And that will never happen again.

[to Buffy] Please! This is your pitch? You hate it here as much as I do! I'm just more honest about it. You're trying to sell me on the world? The one where you lie to your friends when you're not trying to kill them? Where you screw a vampire just to feel and insane asylums are the comfy alternative? This world? Buffy, it's me! I know you were happier when you were in the ground. The only time you were ever at peace in your whole life was when you were dead. Until Willow brought you back. You know, with magic?

Oh Buffy. You really need every square inch of your ass kicked.

You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up, Rupert... 'Cause I've turned pro.

It was an accident, you know.

Oh. You mean, instead of killing my best friend you killed my girlfriend.

It wasn't personal, that's all.

Well this is.

Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one? It's not like in the comics.

No, no-

I think you need to. Feel it.

Oh God... Stop it -

It's not going to make a neat little hole. First - it'll obliterate your internal organs. Your lung will collapse, feels like drowning...

Please! No-

When it finally hits your spine, it'll blow your central nervous system-

Stop!! God, please!

I'm talking. The pain will be unbearable, but you won't be able to move... A bullet usually travels faster than this, of course. But the dying? It seems like it takes forever. Something, isn't it? One tiny piece of metal destroys everything. It ripped her insides out... It took her light away. From me. From the world... And now the one person who should be here is gone - and a waste like you gets to live. A tiny piece of metal. Can you feel it now?

I said - can you feel it? [Willow unravels the stitches.]

Please, God... I did wrong, I see that now. I need... jail! I need... But you - you don't want this. You're not a bad person. Not like me-

Buffy

[calling out in the distance] Willow!

When you get caught - you'll lose them too. Your friends. You don't want that. I know you're in pain but-

[Willow magically flays Warren, just as Buffy and Xander reach her.] Bored now.

Xander

Oh my God.

Buffy

What did you do? Willow, what did you do?

[setting Warren's body aflame] One down. [then vanishing]

The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now.

Giles

I'd like to test that theory.

Is this the master plan? You're gonna stop me by telling me ya love me?

Xander

Well, I was going to walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but, eh, it seemed kinda cartoony.

Xander

First day of kindergarten. You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.

You think I won't?

Xander

It doesn't matter. I'll still love you.

Shut up!