Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6
“Entropy” · Season 6
In this episode: Anya Jenkins (3), Buffy Summers (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Tara Maclay (2), Xander Harris (1), Spike (1)
I wish you had tentacles where your beady eyes should be! I wish your intestines were tied in knots and ripped apart inside your lousy gut!
They are.
Really? [brightening] Right now? Does it hurt?
God, yes. It hurts so bad it's killing me. Anya, I love you. I want to make this work.
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
You're lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. Let's talk about Xander.
Well, it's-it's really not so much about hating the men.
We're more centered around the girl-on-girl action.
And men really like to watch that kind of stuff, don't they? Men like Xander!
...
[frustrated that Willow and Tara won't wish ill on Xander] What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!
I don't think he could feel any worse.
Let's test that theory.
Anya, Xander's my friend. I know what he did was wrong, and if it happened to me, I'd-
Wish his penis would explode?
Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard.
Tara?
You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, it's just... [sigh] you know it takes time. You can't just... have coffee and expect--
I know.
There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides... You have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long... important process, and... can we just skip it? Can... can you just be kissing me now?
You tell them if you want. Go ahead. Rock the boat. Rock and roll it the hell over. My friends and I'll still be groovin' with the movin'. [She stakes the first vamp] Know why? I tried to kill my friends, my sister, last week and guess how much they hate me now? Zero. Zero much. So I'm thinking, sleeping with you... They'll deal.
In that case why won't you sleep with me again?
[The second vamp looks at Spike with a confused expression on his face. Buffy stakes him]
[walking away] Because I don't love you
[To himself] Like hell.
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