Okay, we'll scratch your back, you scratch...
I'm not going to scratch your anything. You do what I tell you.
“Smashed” · Season 6
In this episode: Amy Madison (3), Willow Rosenberg (2), Spike (2), Buffy Summers (1), Warren Mears (1)
[to Warren] Translate this for me, Spock. I don't speak loser.
I know, Xander engaged, I couldn't believe it either.
That's so weird... so what's she like?
Thousand year old capitalist ex-demon with rabbit phobia.
That's so his type.
[after Willow has transformed Amy from rat back to human]
Everything feels weird. I mean, it's like ... I felt like I was in that cage for weeks! [Willow looks nervous] But it can still be OK ... right? I-I can still get into the swing of things, like ... prom's coming up. I-I'm so hoping Larry would ask me. We would make such a splash at... [sees Willow's expression] Oh. Oh, God. [sighs, anxiously] He hasn't asked someone else, has he?
Uh, Amy ... three things we have to talk about. One, Larry's gay. [Amy stares] Two, Larry's dead. And three, high school's ... kinda over.
How long was I in the cage? [Willow is afraid to answer] How long?!
Hey... how've you been?
Rat. You?
Dead.
Oh.
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