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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6

“Dead Things” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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“Dead Things” · Season 6

In this episode: Buffy Summers (6), Xander Harris (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Spike (2), Warren Mears (2), Anya Jenkins (1), Dawn Summers (1), Tara Maclay (1)

You know, this place is okay for a hole in the ground. You fixed it up.

Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.

I've been thinking about doing something in my room. I think the New Kids on the Block posters are starting to date me.

So how did you get so beautiful?

KKatrina

Okay, does that line usually work?

[Katrina realizes it is her ex-boyfriend Warren]

KKatrina

What the hell are you doing here?

It's nice seeing you again too, Katrina.

KKatrina

Yeah, it's the "seeing you" part that's throwing me here, Warren, because I thought I was pretty clear with the "never wanting that to happen again."

That was a long time, baby.

KKatrina

Apparently not long enough.

Oh, you're not still sore about that thing, are you?

KKatrina

What thing would that be, exactly? The "wind-up-slut" you tinkered together? Or when Miss "Nuts-'n-Bolts" tried to choke me to death?

Okay, so, I've made a few mistakes...

KKatrina

No, no, I did - for ever lowering myself to be with a jerk like you.

[Katrina gets up but Warren grabs her]

No, don't say that.

KKatrina

Well, what did you expect? Just... waltz there and sweep me off my feet with your cheesy lines and fancy suit?

No! I-I just... thought we could talk... maybe work things out.

KKatrina

There is nothing to work out. What you did was sick, and just looking at you makes me want to vomit!

Are you sure about that?

[Warren puts his red sunglasses on, and goes for his pocket]

KKatrina

Yes, God yes I'm sure...!

[Warren flashes the mind-controlling device in front of her; Katrina stares at it, and then at Warren, blankly]

KKatrina

I love you, Master.

I just, I wanted us to be together!

KKatrina

There is no us, Warren! Get that through your big meaty head! I am not your girlfriend anymore!

She's your ex?

Dude, that is messed up.

KKatrina

Oh, you think? You bunch of little boys, playing at being men. Well, this is not some fantasy, it's not a game, you freaks! It's rape!

These things just made you think you killed her.

She was probably dead long before you stumbled across her.

It wasn't the demons. It was Warren. He knew Katrina. He had something to do with it, I know it.

How can you be sure?

You always hurt the one you love.

[She is beating Spike up.] I am not your girl! You don't...have a soul! There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can't feel anything real! I could never be your girl!

Is this what you saw?

Yeah, that's it.

The Rwasundi. Very rare. It's presence in our dimension causes a sort of... localized temporal disturbance.

So, that's why time went all David Lynch?

Right. Human perception is based on a linear chronology. Being exposed to the Rwasundi for more than a few seconds, can cause vivid hallucinations and a slight tingly scalp.

So, that's it. These things just made you think you killed her.

She was probably dead long before you stumbled across her.

It wasn't the demon. It was Warren. He knew Katrina. He had something to do with it, I know it.

How can you be sure?

You always hurt the one you love.

Does this mean you're not going away?

Yeah. I'm not going anywhere. We need to find Warren and the others. Whatever they've done, they're not gonna get away with it.

Are you sure?

I've double-checked everything. There's nothing wrong with you.

Then why can Spike hurt me?

Well, I-I said that there was nothing wrong with you, but you are different. Shifting you out of, fr-from where you were, funneling your essence back into your body, it altered you on a basic, molecular level, probably just enough to confuse the sensors or whatever in Spike's chip, but it's all just surfacey, physical stuff. It would have anymore effect than a bad sunburn.

I didn't come back wrong?

No, you're the same Buffy, with a deep, tropical cellular tan.

You must've missed something. Will you check again?

Buffy, I-I promise. There's nothing wrong with you.

There has to be. This just can't be me. It isn't me. [starting to cry] Why do I feel like this? Why do I let Spike do those things to me?

You mean hit you?

[Buffy meets Tara's eyes, but only for a moment, then looks away. Tara frowns as the realization dawns on her]

[awkwardly] Oh. Oh, huh... really.

He's everything I hate. He's everything that, I'm supposed to be against, but the only time that I ever feel anything is when... Don't tell anyone, please.

I won't.

[crying] Oh, the way they would look at me... I just couldn't...

I won't tell anyone. I wouldn't do that.

Why can't I stop? Why do I keep letting him in?

Do you love him? I-It's okay if you do. He's done a lot of good, and, and he does love you. A-and, Buffy, it's okay if you don't. You're going through a really hard time, and you're...

What? Using him? What's okay about that?

It's not that simple.

It is. It's wrong. I'm wrong. Tell me that I'm wrong, please. [starts sobbing] Please don't forgive me. Please! God, please don't. [sobbing] Please don't forgive me! Please don't!

[She slides off the table onto the floor, kneeling, putting her head in Tara's lap. Tara looks uncertain but puts her hands comfortingly on Buffy's head]

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