You think I'm losing sight of the big picture, but I'm not. When Spike had that chip, it was like having him in a muzzle. It was wrong. You can't beat evil by doing evil. I know that.
“First Date” · Season 7
In this episode: Buffy Summers (5), Xander Harris (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Anya Jenkins (2), Andrew Wells (2), Spike (1), Dawn Summers (1), Robin Wood (1)
LLissa
I can't even figure out if I've got the right kind of rope.
That depends on what you need it for. Something like functional around the house, or, you know, recreational -- by which I mean, for example, boating or mountain climbing -- not for tying someone up for sexy, funky fun... In conclusion, rope can be useful in various ways.
Well, then, I'd, um, I'd like to take you out to dinner, if that's all right with you. I mean, you don't have to. I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job. [chuckles] You know, I may have to make up a document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it.
Sure. I'd be happy to have dinner with you.
Great. I'll draw up the paperwork.
[about a date with Principal Wood] Or it could be work-related. Maybe I'm getting promoted for doing such a good job.
[laughs heartily, then sees Buffy's look] Right, that makes sense too.
Or maybe he knows I suspect he's up to something, and he's taking me out to kill me.
Well, you'll have to dress for the ambiguity.
You know, it's not even that he's acting that suspicious. It's just - there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Not really a shower.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
...
I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on.
Yes, it was in Buffy's underwear drawer. She has nice things.
FThe First (as Jonathan)
Show me.
Well, I didn't take 'em, but there were thongs and regular underpants-
AAnya
Is Xander all right?
Looks okay.
AAnya
Damn him!
AAnya
And I wasn't talking about your date anyway. I was talking about this sham date of Xander's. I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous.
[shakes her head] Well, it's not working.
AAnya
Are you nuts? Of course it's working. Observe my-my bitter ranting. Hear the shrill edge of hysteria in my voice.
Um, I should really go find something else to wear. [walks out of the room]
AAnya
Fine, go. Leave me here to stew in my impotent rage. [Buffy stops, turns to look at Anya] I'm also gonna pee, so you should probably go.
I should move out. Leave town before it is time for me.
No, you have to stay.
You've got another demon fighter now.
That's not why I need you here.
Is that right? Why's that, then?
Because I'm not ready for you not to be here.
What happened?
What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me.
[Anya rolls her eyes]
I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.
What?
You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
[wistfully] Captain Archer... [nods]
Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
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