Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Alan

[smelling Cory's cologne as he comes down the stairs behind him] What's that smell?... Oh, my God, I'm rotting!

Cory

Relax, Dad, it's just my Rampaging Stallion. What do you think?

Alan

[waving a magazine] I think if the party doesn't have adequate ventilation, you're all gonna die!

Cory

Shawn, what I'm about to tell you is so strange, no one in their right mind would believe it.

Shawn

Then I'm your guy.

Cory

So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?

Feeny

Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.

Cory

So your plan is to lure them into your living room?

Come to me, Werewolf Boy.

Cory

You know.

I know many things, I know you were bitten by a wolf.

Cory

It's true.

I know you are now becoming a wolf.

Cory

That's amazing.

I know you are recently divorced.

Cory

What?

You're not Billy Joel?

Cory

No.

Well, then, you're just a wolf.

Feeny

Mr. Matthews, I wouldn't be taking out that garbage if I were you.

Cory

I had to. It was starting to move.

Feeny

Haven't you heard?

Cory

I haven't heard anything. I live upstairs.

Feeny

Well, it seems that a wolf escaped from the Philadelphia Zoo. Authorities believe that it may well be somewhere in our area.

Cory

A wolf? Out here in the burbs?

Feeny

Yes. Probably looking for better schools.

Cory

So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?

Feeny

Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.

Cory

So your plan is to lure them into your living room?

Topanga

You know what I want? I want my good name back.

Cory

Well, some people might argue that Topanga isn't the best name to begin with.

Cory

Look who they got to play at the dance.

Shawn

The Exits; they're great!

Cory

They're us!

Shawn

Oooh... They're not so good.

Hey, you. Busy?

Cory

You're not gonna ask me to the dance, are you?

What if I did?

Cory

I'd say, "Pick me up at eight, but no slow dances."

Cory

You know, I'm thinking of becoming a poet. There once was a boy named Cory...

Eric

Who now has an interesting story...

Cory

He learned about kissing...

Eric

And all he was missing...

Shawn

When he and Topanga made out!

Cory

Shawn, can you say "summer school"?

Topanga

So, you're just doing this so you won't be different.

Cory

I'm just trying to survive this.

Topanga

Oh.

Cory

No, it's not you, Topanga. It's me. I just can't perform under all this pressure.

Topanga

It's Ok. Relax This happens to lots of guys.

Cory

How do you know?

Topanga

Well, you know, girls talk.

Cory

Oh, man. Listen, when you talk to girls, this did not happen to me. Nothing happened. I mean, something happened, but Whatever was supposed to happen, did.

Topanga

Cory, do you wanna just talk?

Cory

Could we?

Topanga

So, what would you like to talk about?

Cory

Well, we could talk about what we're gonna tell them when we get out of here.

Topanga

We could tell them we made out.

Cory

They'd know.

Topanga

I could mess up my hair and you could change your shirt.

Cory

You'd have to smile a lot.

Topanga

And you'd have to get that real sleepy, stupid look.

Cory

You could change your shirt, too.

Topanga

Don't push it.

Cory

How come you're being so cool about this? I don't know.

Topanga

Because you're nice.

Feeny

"TK loves CM." What could that possibly mean?

Cory

It must mean that someone named TK loves... corn muffins?

Frankie

OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.

Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.

Cory

What's going on?

I am extremely distraught.

Cory

Do you happen to know why?

Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.

Cory

Your sister? You mean, T.K. is

Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.

Cory

Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.

You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.

Cory

You know, we really don't have to go out.

No, you really do.

Cory

Ok

This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.

Frankie

And don't expect flowers.

Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews, thank you oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.

Alan

Oh, well thank you for the lobsters!

You're welcome, I'm sure. [to Cory] How's the new me coming across, fuzzy?

Cory

You're doing great!

Eric

Uh-oh! This guy's missing a claw.

That is it! I told them these were important people! This is a very big dinner for me! What do they do? They send me damaged goods!

Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews, thank you oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.

Cory

I miss Linda already.

Shawn

I miss Stacy. And Linda.

Cory

And Debbie?

Shawn

And Debbie.

Cory

There is no Debbie!

Shawn

Then how come I miss her so much?

Cory

Because you're nuts.

Topanga

[talking about the dance] Well, I'm not going.

Cory

My only hope!... I mean, why?

Topanga

It's a protest. The concept of a turnaround dance is that all the other times only the boys get to ask. That is gender-biased thinking and we have to get beyond that... Besides, that weekend my daddy's taking me to New York for Christmas shopping!