Harley quotes from Boy Meets World

That's a good one, Harley. That's a great one. I'm gonna be laughin' at that one for years and years. I'm gonna be tellin' my grandkids about it, like, 60 years from now. Unless I don't have grandkids, then I guess I'll have to tell some strange kids in the park, and the cops will come and say, "Hey, you, in the raincoat --"

Shut up!

Okay.

Frankie

OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.

Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.

Cory

What's going on?

I am extremely distraught.

Cory

Do you happen to know why?

Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.

Cory

Your sister? You mean, T.K. is

Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.

Cory

Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.

You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.

Cory

You know, we really don't have to go out.

No, you really do.

Cory

Ok

This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.

Frankie

And don't expect flowers.

Didn't I tell Frankie to dispose of you guys?

Cory

Yes, and he did. He killed us big time.

Shawn

And now we're the angels of ourselves.

Cory

And it's time for us to float away. Come on, Shawn, float.

Either of you angels seen my girl?

Cory

You mean Gloria? No, we haven't seen her.

Shawn

There's no way we could've seen her. We were in a locker the whole time.

The whole time what, boys?

Cory

Come on, Shawn! FLOAT! FLOAT!