Alan and Cory in “The Uninvited”

Alan

[smelling Cory's cologne as he comes down the stairs behind him] What's that smell?... Oh, my God, I'm rotting!

Cory

Relax, Dad, it's just my Rampaging Stallion. What do you think?

Alan

[waving a magazine] I think if the party doesn't have adequate ventilation, you're all gonna die!