OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.
Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.
What's going on?
I am extremely distraught.
Do you happen to know why?
Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.
Your sister? You mean, T.K. is
Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.
Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.
You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.
You know, we really don't have to go out.
No, you really do.
Ok
This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.
And don't expect flowers.
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