Last night T.K. and me talked on the phone for two hours. That beats my previous time spent on the phone with a girl by, like... two hours.
“Sister Theresa” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Cory Matthews (4), Eric Matthews (1), George Feeny (1), Alan Matthews (1), Frankie (1), Harley (1)
"TK loves CM." What could that possibly mean?
It must mean that someone named TK loves... corn muffins?
OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.
Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.
What's going on?
I am extremely distraught.
Do you happen to know why?
Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.
Your sister? You mean, T.K. is
Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.
Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.
You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.
You know, we really don't have to go out.
No, you really do.
Ok
This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.
And don't expect flowers.
TKT.K.
Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews, thank you oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.
Oh, well thank you for the lobsters!
TKT.K.
You're welcome, I'm sure. [to Cory] How's the new me coming across, fuzzy?
You're doing great!
[Eric picks up a lobster]
Uh-oh! This guy's missing a claw.
[T.K. stands up.]
TKT.K.
That is it! I told them these were important people! This is a very big dinner for me! What do they do? They send me damaged goods!
[She takes the lobster and throws it across the room. She sits back down and notices everyone staring at her]
TKT.K.
Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews, thank you oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.
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