Frankie quotes from Boy Meets World

Frankie

I walk alone in this world, except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.

Frankie

OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.

Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.

Cory

What's going on?

I am extremely distraught.

Cory

Do you happen to know why?

Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.

Cory

Your sister? You mean, T.K. is

Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.

Cory

Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.

You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.

Cory

You know, we really don't have to go out.

No, you really do.

Cory

Ok

This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.

Frankie

And don't expect flowers.

Feeny

What are you two doing?

Well, uh, this kid was choking on his lunch money, but luckily Frankie here knows the Floorlick maneuver. Ain't that right Frankie?

Frankie

Stop, you're embarrassing me.

Feeny

I'll see you two in detention.

Frankie

Why, what did you do Mr. Feeny?

Feeny

Something in my previous life, probably.

Frankie

I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.

Chet

Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?

I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.

Chet

[smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?

I am shamefaced.