Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

What? Just because she's the coolest girl in our grade, you don't think she'd ask me?

Shawn

If a bomb dropped on the school and every other guy was killed... she'd go with the most popular dead guy.

Eric

Dumped.

Cory

Dumped.

Shawn

Cheese.

Cory

Shawn! Come on, positioning. How do you expect to be asked out with your head in your locker?

[while Shawn's head is still in the locker] Shawn, would you go to the Turnaround dance with me?

Cory

Eric I don't want to hurt Ingrid she's a nice girl But enough about her, get me out of this date.

Eric

Look, you heard what Dad said.

Cory

Oh, please, he's old. He's out of touch. I mean, the last girl he dated was Mom.

Eric

No, no, no, no Cor, Cor, Cor You have to go with Ingrid. You bail on this girl, it's all over for you.

Cory

Why? It's one girl, one date.

Eric

No, no, no You dump one girl, they're all gonna know and they're all gonna hate you. Remember, women are in constant communication with each other.

Cory

What are you talking about?

Eric

(Morgan walks in) Say Cor, did you enjoy the vegetarian chili mom made last night as much as I did? You know, sometimes I think we take our great mom for granted.

Cory

Eric, could we please stick to my problem for a second here?

Eric

Yes, your problem. Your problem is the international women's network. Look, you blow off this girl, everybody online's gonna know about it in the morning.

Cory

Oh, I don't believe that.

Eric

Well, you could be right, then again

Amy

[walks in] I didn't know you liked my chili. What can I get my wonderful boys for dinner tomorrow night?

Eric

And bad news, it travels even faster.

Didn't I tell Frankie to dispose of you guys?

Cory

Yes, and he did. He killed us big time.

Shawn

And now we're the angels of ourselves.

Cory

And it's time for us to float away. Come on, Shawn, float.

Either of you angels seen my girl?

Cory

You mean Gloria? No, we haven't seen her.

Shawn

There's no way we could've seen her. We were in a locker the whole time.

The whole time what, boys?

Cory

Come on, Shawn! FLOAT! FLOAT!

Eric

So how's the campaign?

Cory

Well, we're taking it in a new direction.

Eric

And that would be... down?

Cory

Shawn, you're squealing.

Shawn

Well that's what someone does when their best friend takes a gun and stabs them in the back right in front of their own eyes!

Is it okay if I go tell all of my friends?

Cory

Sure and I tell all of mine...SHAWN! Hey look at me Im a couple

Shawn

How long you been married?

Cory

...Who?

Shawn

...What?

Cory

...They want you to take the rolls

Cory

So after she made us dessert and read to us I walked her home and right there on the porch I laid out. I said "Wendy, it's over. Forever."

Shawn

How'd she react?

Cory

Well, she invited me in for oatmeal cookies, Grandma Jansen played the organ and we all sang Big Rock-Candy Mountain.

Shawn

Nice knowing ya.

Cory

You know, they have four generations living in the same house. The men don't say much.

Eric

You're gonna love Cory. You wouldn't believe how mature he is.

Cory

Hey guys, look at me! I'm a fountain! [blows water out of his mouth] I've gotta show Shawn! [runs upstairs] Shawn!

Eric

I'll talk to Cory. He won't do the fountain. He won't blow milk bubbles out of his nose. He won't even do Armpit Theater.

Cory

Piece of cake...

Eric

What?

Cory

I threw up a piece of cake.

Cory

I have a radio voice!

Shawn

And I have a radio face!

Turner

[about a biography assignment] Doesn't have to be somebody famous, just somebody real. Anybody you like.

Cory

Anybody?

Turner

Anybody.

Cory

Absolutely anybody?

Turner

Absolutely anybody.

Cory

I pick Shawn!

Shawn

I pick Cory!

Topanga

You know, you walked right into that.

Turner

I did, didn't I?

Topanga

Cory, you've never told me your quote for the yearbook.

Cory

What did you put?

Topanga

"I do my thing and you do your thing; you are you and I am I; but if in the end we end up together, it's beautiful."

Cory

Put the same for me.