Garrett quotes from Boston Legal

I don't want to have sex with you anymore. [pauses] So there we are.

Garrett

There we are.

Don't you two have anything else to do?

Garrett

We're discussing a case, sir.

It's not a case. It's an abuse of the judicial process.

Garrett

Yes, we're discussing that.

Denny

Hey kid, front and center. I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?

Garrett

Oh, I would, sir.

Denny

Because I like you, you don't have to lick them. Just dust them with your sleeve.

Denny

You, kid.

Garrett

Yes. sir.

Denny

Fix my tie. [to Sara] You, you know my name?

Yes, sir.

Denny

Good. Maybe someday I'll learn yours.

Garrett

I want you out of my office! I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, AND I was recruited by the best firms.

Catherine

I killed a man.

Garrett

This is my office.

Catherine

Oh, I needed a base of operations for my sandwich cart business.

Garrett

But... I...

Catherine

You're a first year, right? [Garrett nods yes] Well, it goes like this: named partner, senior partner, junior partner, senior associates, sandwich lady, xerox guy, janitor, first years.