Gracie Jane.
Denny Crane.
Gracie Jane.
Are you making fun of me?
Boston Legal · Season 2, Episode 9
“Gone” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Denny Crane (8), Alan Shore (3), Shirley (2), Denise (2), Gracie Jane (2), Brad (1), Garrett (1)
Gracie Jane.
Denny Crane.
Gracie Jane.
Are you making fun of me?
Here's a little secret. I know things. Don't tell.
That secret seems unbelievably safe.
[referring to the poor in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina] Maybe they couldn't get out. Maybe they thought the federal government might rescue them or, failing that, give a damn.
How stupid is that?
You and Jane Fonda?
Lest we forget Barbarella. Then she turned on me. Went red. They caught her in one of those communist bitch hunts.
I think you mean witch hunts.
No, I'm right on this one.
Denny, I could be wrong, but you might want to think about settling this.
You're absolutely right. You could be wrong.
I always say two things. One is, everything you do reflects of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt. What is the other?
You're Schmidt.
[to Alan] We're friends -- and we're sleeping together!
[to Garrett] I could kiss you -- but I won't.
[to Denise and Brad] We are lawyers. We sue people. We do not abduct.
Shock and awe, boys, shock and awe.
[eyes locked with Garrett] Garrett, I need you...to do some research.
Here's what you need to know about the practice of law. It all comes down to money.
You, kid.
Yes. sir.
Fix my tie. [to Sara] You, you know my name?
Yes, sir.
Good. Maybe someday I'll learn yours.
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