I want you out of my office! I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, AND I was recruited by the best firms.
I killed a man.
“Breast in Show” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Alan Shore (6), Denny Crane (4), Shirley (3), Catherine (2), Garrett (2), Denise (1)
I didn't see you on the balcony the other night.
Bev and I had something to do...then we did it again.
[looking around the courtroom] The District Attorney's here.
Scott Bodner. Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to...
Politicians.
If I agree to help you, one condition. I assume during the course of this case 'breasts' will be referred to in many colorful ways.
One would hope.
Personally, however, I don't ever want to hear them referred to as 'hooters'. I hate that word. Oh, and this is a little off-topic, but I hate the word 'underpants', too.
If I can have your breasts, I promise not to say 'hooters'.
Thank you, Alan.
Now, as for underpants, if you promise not to wear an...
[interrupting] Goodbye, Alan.
Daniel!
DDaniel
Denny!
Lookin' good.
DDaniel
Thank you. You wanna come to my funeral?
Oh, funerals are sad.
DDaniel
Well, this one'll be fun.
Count me in!
DDaniel
Tomorrow night.
No can do, busy... Rain check?
DDaniel
[pauses] ...Absolutely.
[nods to Denise] He's a keeper! [walks off]
DDaniel
Denny's great.
Yep.
DDaniel
He doesn't hear a thing anyone says, does he?
Nope.
This is my office.
Oh, I needed a base of operations for my sandwich cart business.
But... I...
You're a first year, right? [Garrett nods yes] Well, it goes like this: named partner, senior partner, junior partner, senior associates, sandwich lady, xerox guy, janitor, first years.
I heard there were two hundred women, that's four hundred breasts, and you kept them all to yourself!
Oh, look, it's me!
I can see that. You were there, in a sea of breasts, and you didn't invite me!
[at a public bare-breasted protest]
Oddly, this was one of my fantasies... And the chilly weather is certainly an added bonus.
I need your boobs.
OK...but have them home by 11.
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