JRJudge Resnick
Halloween is a secular holiday. More importantly, it's a silly holiday...I advise both parties to lighten up.
“Witches of Mass Destruction” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Denny Crane (6), Alan Shore (6), Brad (2), Garrett (2), Shirley (1)
We have no strategy for getting out. We, as a nation, are in denial. [Cassie] is in this courtroom, honoring one dead soldier. That's a start.
Who decides when it's OK to make fun of a religion?
ARArmy recruiter
[on the witness stand] We're at war. We need soldiers.
[to Alan] I don't want to look at you right now.
CCassie
I don't want to have sex with you anymore. [pauses] So there we are.
There we are.
Drop the case, do it now... I'm directing you. Drop it.
No.
Most of the Cranes in my family were flamingos.
What are you thinking about? It's not a trick question.
Can't I have a solitary, pensive moment? Keep a thought to myself?
Ha, ha... You forgot what you were thinking.
SSSam Sawtell
We don't do hexes! [punches Bob Matthias in the mouth] We do throw punches, occasionally.
I prefer to be alone. Please leave.
Why?
No reason.
If you were to guess at a reason?
If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.
Ahh.
Alan, I've loved you like a...
Sister?
We're Americans. And to be critical in a time of war...even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.
BBrad
Don't you two have anything else to do?
We're discussing a case, sir.
BBrad
It's not a case. It's an abuse of the judicial process.
Yes, we're discussing that.
BBrad
Do you know your briefcase is smoking?
This is the season, Brad. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.
BBrad
This is a law firm.
Thank you for that.
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