I'll let you play with my gun.
Your gun goes off too prematurely for me, Denny. It always has.
“Dumping Bella” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Denny Crane (5), Shirley (3), Judge Sanders (3), Alan Shore (2), Paul (2), Brad (1), Bethany (1), Jeffrey (1)
[During an office meeting about a costume party]
BBrad
This is so high school.
As opposed to you and Jeffrey slugging it out in the men's room?
BBrad
I won.
Did not!
Shut up!
[In court]
Hold on just one second; are you a midget?
Are you an imbecile?
Uh...objection!
Sustained.
Objection!
Overruled!
Objection!
Sustained!
[during closing arguments in court] I'm simply saying that we, as a people, as a nation, like to feel pretty. It's who we are. And if it means a few young rabbits have to sacrifice their lives, well, they and their families can take heart because they did so for their country. Because, when you think about it, all we really hope for at this point is to save face.
Alan, you've got to help me dump Bella. I'm not good when it comes to breaking up with women; I'm too soft.
Denny, you shoot people.
I thought of that, but it would be illegal. Except in Florida.
First of all, I will say, for the record, I don't believe in all that moisturizer, botox, fountain of youth poopycock!
Oh please, Judge, how else could you look like you do at a hundred?
[after breaking up with Bella] I didn't have to shoot her!
[Shirley and Denny high-five each other]
[At the office costume party. Alan is dressed as Shirley Schmidt.]
What's it like being Shirley?
The thong is a little uncomfortable.
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