Cam quotes from Bones

Hodgins

The spider eggs were on the body before it was encased in the clay. The heat in the lab caused the eggs to hatch and when you shone your flashlight they headed for the light.

Based on mandibular indentation, the victim is late-twenties, early-thirties.

Dr. Hodgins, I can still see one in his mouth.

Hodgins

These badboys are frontinella communis. They're non-poisonous.

Yeah, but still with those gross spider faces and legs, though.

Hodgins

Are you okay there, Dr. Saroyan?

I'm just itchy all over. I'm gonna go burn all of these clothes and maybe my hair.

Hodgins

Are you asking me to do an experiment?

With Arastoo.

Hodgins

Why are you saying his name like that?

Like what?

Hodgins

Arastooooo. You're chewing on his name.

Arastoo said that he looks at the devil every day.

Hodgins

Maybe he has low self-esteem.

Or -- you know what they call us, right?

Hodgins

They, being?

Muslims. Some Muslims. The ones over there trying to kill us.

Hodgins

Yeah, they call us the great Satan. Oh.

Arastoo

[walks in] Look here, what I found. Radiating microfractures in the cartilage of the victim's vestigial tail.

Radiating microfractures plus a ruptured intestine?

Hodgins

What does that mean?

He was slammed into something.

Arastoo

Perhaps, in fact, he did wrestle with an archangel and lose. As it should be. The devil lost, as he always must.

The devil lost?

Hodgins

As he always must?

What if Arastoo means us?

Hodgins

Arastoo is a very sweet, gentle guy, you know?

I know, but maybe in his heart he looks down on us! Do you want to work with someone who thinks you're the great Satan?

Hodgins

No! I don't want to be the great Satan. I don't even want to be a minor demon.

Hodgins

The accelerant was common motor oil, available at any gas station.

Well, at least it wasn't brimstone, available only from Hell.

Hodgins

You know you get very bossy when you don't have any flesh to play with.

I *am* the boss.

Brennan

Booth seems to like Catherine, don't you think?

I do. I'm glad. It's been a long time since he dated anyone.

But you're seeing Hacker.

Brennan

Yes, I like him. But not like Booth. I mean, not like Booth wants to like someone.

All organisms evolve and develop along patterns only recognized in retrospect. Your life doesn't exist outside the laws of nature.

Brennan

Then in ignorance, I await my own surprise. Although the odds of it to evolving into a commitment to another person are remote.

Clark

Dr. Brennan wants me to identify the best solvent to remove polystren from the bones. So I put myself in the mindset of Dr. Hodgins and came up with this experiment.

I have a new appreciation for Dr. Hodgins.

You've been here all night?

Brennan

Is it morning?

Yes.

Brennan

I've been here all night.

Are you really leaving the Jeffersonian?

Brennan

Yes, for a year. I can provide you with a list of forensic anthropologists who can do this job.

[smiles] No, Dr. Brennan, you can provide me with a list of forensic anthropologists.

Brennan

I don't know what that means. [watches as Cam walks away]

(at the airport) I've ... really enjoyed working for you, Dr. Brennan.

Brennan

In fact, Dr. Saroyan, I worked for you.

We both know better.

Are you really leaving the Jeffersonian?

Brennan

Yes. For a year. I can provide you with a list of forensic antropologists who can do this job.

No, Dr. Brennan, you can provide me with a list of forensic antropologists.

Brennan

I don't know what that means.

Angela

Okay, what I did was modify my mass recognition program -- patent pending -- to scan the photographic reconstruction of the crime scene, to find areas of comparatively less chaos.

Hodgins

Awesome.

(surprised) You understand what she's saying?

Hodgins

Not in the least, but I am so turned on by her brain. I'd like to see her brain totally naked.

Sweets

It's a terrible image. It's just terrible.

Booth

Why do we only solve crimes when we have a dead body?

Seriously? Because I'm a pathologist and she's a forensic anthropologist. [points to herself] Fresh dead. [points to Dr. Brennan] Long time dead.

Brennan

What happened? You're no longer in the Jeffersonian, all my interns--gone.

What happened is you put your own desires ahead of everything else when you left.

Brennan

Are you angry with me?

Yes, I am angry, Dr. Brennan. We had a great thing going. You just … you let it fall apart.

So what was it like to meet Hannah?

Brennan

Oh, she seems very pleasant and attractive. Her face fits comfortably within the Golden Ratio.

Hodgins

So you guys did math together?

Brennan

No, the Golden Ratio is a formula that determines beauty; 1 to 1.618. For instance, the width of the mouth to the width of the cheeks --

Angela

So she's hot?

Clark

I see some particulates here, Dr. Hodgins, you know, if we still care about finding what happened to these poor people.

I just assumed that when you guys got back from your trip you'd be a real couple.

Brennan

We were never a couple.

Clark

Dr. Saroyan, you assured me that you would try to keep this workplace professional.

And I will, Dr. Edison.

Angela

No, no. You were a couple, you just weren't having sex. Were you jealous?

Brennan

Of course not. I'm happy for Booth. Why would I be jealous?

Clark

Because it's obvious you and Agent Booth were attracted to each other! I mean, a blind man could see that. I just couldn't understand why you two didn't rip each other's clothes off. I mean, just get all butt naked and -- [stops in horror when he realizes what he's saying]

Hodgins

All right!

I was told these were for you.

Hodgins

Yes, these are the tires from Lupe Rojas' car. She denies going to the park, but Booth doesn't believe her.

And if she's lying the tread should contain insect and plant matter that could place her there.

Hodgins

Exactly. You know, you could be my lovely assistant!

Yes, but since I'm your boss, you're my lovely assistant.