“The Couple in the Cave” quotes from Bones

So what was it like to meet Hannah?

Brennan

Oh, she seems very pleasant and attractive. Her face fits comfortably within the Golden Ratio.

Hodgins

So you guys did math together?

Brennan

No, the Golden Ratio is a formula that determines beauty; 1 to 1.618. For instance, the width of the mouth to the width of the cheeks --

Angela

So she's hot?

Clark

I see some particulates here, Dr. Hodgins, you know, if we still care about finding what happened to these poor people.

I just assumed that when you guys got back from your trip you'd be a real couple.

Brennan

We were never a couple.

Clark

Dr. Saroyan, you assured me that you would try to keep this workplace professional.

And I will, Dr. Edison.

Angela

No, no. You were a couple, you just weren't having sex. Were you jealous?

Brennan

Of course not. I'm happy for Booth. Why would I be jealous?

Clark

Because it's obvious you and Agent Booth were attracted to each other! I mean, a blind man could see that. I just couldn't understand why you two didn't rip each other's clothes off. I mean, just get all butt naked and -- [stops in horror when he realizes what he's saying]

Hodgins

All right!

I was told these were for you.

Hodgins

Yes, these are the tires from Lupe Rojas' car. She denies going to the park, but Booth doesn't believe her.

And if she's lying the tread should contain insect and plant matter that could place her there.

Hodgins

Exactly. You know, you could be my lovely assistant!

Yes, but since I'm your boss, you're my lovely assistant.

It's just that I always felt there was something more I could've done for my brother. Maybe he'd still be here. Guess I'm still just trying to do that something extra, is all.

Booth

We always feel that way when we lose someone.

Booth

Now let's get on your little shrinky mojo so you can pick up any leftover crazies that the other doctor might've missed.

Sweets

[mocking, looks at Booth] My shrinky mojo. That's how it works. [stares at Booth in annoyance]

Booth

Stop staring at me like that.

Hannah

This is fascinating.

Hodgins

Who's that?

Hannah.

Hodgins

[runs to his speaker] Hey, uh, hi! It's nice to meet you. I'm, uh, Hodgins, Dr. Hodgins. I am a big fan. I just read the piece where you stuck it to CENTCOM in 2009.

Hannah

[smiles] Thanks.

Hodgins

Hey, maybe while you're here, you can find out why every time there's a big story [Booth looks embarrassed] and I mean like an earthquake or government corruption, there's always some celebrity story that takes focus.

Booth

[getting annoyed] Hodgins!

Hodgins

[continues on] The BP oil spill, Lindsay Lohan goes to jail and the country takes their eye off the ball.

Booth

Hod-gins!

Hannah

Media is used to distract us all the time.

Booth

[discreetly to Hannah] You're taking him seriously???

Hannah

Michael Jackson's funeral is on 24-hours a day and nobody finds out about the coup in Honduras. Smells fishy to me.

Hodgins

I love this woman.