Cam quotes from Bones

Angela

This is incredible, I can't believe this is an actual slave ship! Where did they find it?

Brennan

Off the coast of Maryland. This could shed an enormous light on the slave trade.

Or give me nightmares, one or the another.

[found something amongst the slave remains] Over here! Now! Uh..not kidding even a little bit, Dr Hodgins!

Hodgins

Yeah? What you got?

That! [pointing to the skull covered with pink lifeforms] What the hell is it?

Hodgins

Wow...some kind of organism anchored to the bone. [examining the skull] Interesting!

Alien sea-life hitchhikes in on a slave ship, and that's all you can say? Interesting?

Brennan

But I think in this context, interesting is a way of acknowledging lifeforms beyond Dr Hodgins' expertise.

Hodgins

Temporary condition, I assure you. [announcing to the people on the forensic platform] Hey, listen up! Hold any other bones with pink slime and bring it over here. [reexamining the skull with a magnifying glass] It's possible that alien is an inappropriate adjective. I think we maybe looking a N.T.I here.

What's he talking about?

Brennan

I have no idea.

Angela

Well, maybe you should talk to Sweets.

Sweets? Why would I do that?

Angela

He might be able to help you deal with Michelle.

I don't want to talk to a child about a child.

Nigel-Murray

Oh, you know, there are many fine universities in England, uh, Oxford and Cambridge, of course, but th-th-there's also...

You so much as mention leaving the country to my daughter, and I will choke you on your own trivia, and stuff your lifeless body in a locker.

Vincent

Then again, Georgetown's lovely.

Vincent

Definitely looks like murder.

Brennan

There's nothing definite here, Mr. Nigel-Murray. It's possible the victim had a grand mal seizure while voluntarily lying in the chocolate.

But let's call it murder, just for fun.

Clark

She was killed by a blunt force trauma to the occipital bone. The bone shards were jammed into her brain.

This was one angry, violent death.

Clark

Dr. Brennan would say it's impossible to know the assailant's state of mind, but I'm gonna go on record right now and say this was one psycho dude.

How many chances does he deserve?

Booth

Nine.

That's cats.

Booth

Applies to men and cats.

People, there is death in this world and there is romance. Today, death is the loser and romance wins.

Hodgins

What about justice? [Angela smacks him on the back of the head and he reluctantly claps.]

Walter

My work's done. [passes receipts to Booth]

Booth

What's this?

Walter

Itemized invoice from my expenses, mostly fuel for Ike flying me back and forth.

Brennan

But we haven't solve the murder!

Booth

Yes, two murders.

Brennan

Two murders! We haven't solve two murders!

Walter

You hired me to find the missing chart fragment. Eureka! Ta-daa! Bingo! Mission accomplished, [gesturing to the map] I found it.

Ah, technically, I found it..in her throat

Walter

Britney's body was submerged under 80 feet of water in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, I brought her here to you..I..pretty sure that's the impressive part. [leaves]

Brennan

That's true. If it weren't for Walter, her remains will never be discovered.

Booth

[gives a look at Brennan] Seriously?

Okay, I still don't understand.

Brennan

They were face to face.[moving to a bigger space, gesturing Arastoo to participate, Arastoo obliged]. Duvall Price knocks her down.[Brennan lies down on the floor as Amy] He landed of top on her [gesturing Arastoo to be Duvall Price and get on top of her] Mr Vaziri?

Arastoo

[Awkwardly obliged, holds his body with his hands on top of Brennan] This is very awkward.

Brennan

[Below Arastoo] Mr Vaziri, this is a part of your job.

Arastoo

And I would like to quit this part of the job.

Hodgins

You know, Vincent gave me a great piece of advice? He said, "The busiest shopping hour in the entire year is between 3:00 and 4:00 on Christmas Eve." So, I never shop during that time.

Sweets

Oh, he told me that Quebec City in Canada has the same amount of street crime as Disney World. So, safe place to visit.

Vincent informed me that the crack of a whip was actually the tip breaking the sound barrier.

Angela

He told me that the top of the Eiffel Tower is actually six inches shorter in the winter time. So, it's better to climb it then.

Brennan

Vincent's favorite song was "Da Lime in Da Coconut".

Sweets

Seriously? 'Cause that's like … that's my jam.

[walks into Hodgins lab to see him holding his and Angela's son] What is this?

Hodgins

[surprised] Uh, it's a very small, bipedal primate from the Hominidae family.

You both know the rules.

Angela

Yeah, we do, but he doesn't. He missed his dad, so --

He's not allowed in the lab. I don't want to see him here again.

Angela

Your daughter visits.

She's eighteen! She's not going to spitup on the mass spectrometer. [Michael smiles at her] Tell him to stop looking at me like that. [Michael continues to smile] Would you tell him to stop?

Angela

He likes you.

Well, don't let the smile fool you. I'm still very upset. Sweet, baby boy.

Hodgins

That's my boy.

Brennan

What are these x-rays?

Wendell

The paint had hardened, so I x-rayed each glob to see if there was anything inside.

Hodgins

We didn't want to break it open in case it would destroy evidence.

Brennan

What about 6F3?

Hodgins

It looks like tree sap or resin.

Brennan

Enlarge the image, please.

Wendell

That's not sap.

It looks like chewing gum.

Hodgins

Okay, even if it is, the dye and the polyethylene, the paint would have destroyed the DNA.

Brennan

We don't need DNA, do we Mr. Bray?

Wendell

Of course not. I should have seen that. I'm sorry.

Excuse me, the boss here needs an explanation.

Brennan

Look at the image. There is a clear impression of the tooth in the gum. That's as clear as a fingerprint.

Hodgins

If I freeze the paintball I should be able to extract the gum without compromising the shape.

Brennan

I'll tell Booth.

Wendell

She's having that baby so the next generation will have someone to make them feel dumb.

Hodgins

Seriously.

Hodgins

[looking at the beetles crawling all over the corpse] Come to papa, my little friends!

Really? They’re beetles. Not puppies, Dr. Hodgins.

The body fluids, along with the packing materials, transformed the tissue into an adipocerous gel.

Clark

I'm pretty sure my middle school served this for dessert.

Unless we can separate them, the packing material is going to contaminate any tests I run on the tissue.

Clark

And I need to separate these bones before there's anymore chemical damage to them.

Hodgins

I have got just what you need, Clark. This little puppy is a plycimer laser. Now, who wants to hear it bark?

Aren't those used for eye surgery?

Hodgins

There's gotta be an eye in here somewhere, right? Now, I've set it so that it'll zip through the goop and separate it from the cardboard.

Can't we just cut the box open?

Hodgins

But I already signed this out, and it's much cooler. Trust me.