“The Dentist in the Ditch” quotes from Bones

Hodgins

The spider eggs were on the body before it was encased in the clay. The heat in the lab caused the eggs to hatch and when you shone your flashlight they headed for the light.

Based on mandibular indentation, the victim is late-twenties, early-thirties.

Dr. Hodgins, I can still see one in his mouth.

Hodgins

These badboys are frontinella communis. They're non-poisonous.

Yeah, but still with those gross spider faces and legs, though.

Hodgins

Are you okay there, Dr. Saroyan?

I'm just itchy all over. I'm gonna go burn all of these clothes and maybe my hair.

Brennan

You think your brother's girlfriend is hinky? Is that slang for pretty or buxom?

Booth

No, it's just slang for iffy.

Brennan

Well, iffy is already slang. I don't see the need for slang for slang.

Angela

Four years ago Jared's girlfriend was a hooker?

Brennan

An escort. I believe in the hierarchy of prostitution, an escort ranks equal to high class call girl.

Angela

And now she teaches grade school?

Brennan

Mm-hmm. I don't see any other injuries that could be cause of death. Apparently the rule is, once a sex worker always a sex worker.

Angela

You know, it really would have been better if Booth never ran her record.

Brennan

He said it was my influence. That it was the rational thing to do.

Angela

No, sweetie, he's rationalizing. Which makes what he did irrational, because he's rationalizing that Jared can't make rational decisions for himself. You do the same thing all the time. Maybe that's what he learned from you.

Hodgins

Do you know what Vincent Nigel-Murray is? He's a genius.

Brennan

Yes, but so are we all. Except for Angela.

Angela

Oh, right, and yet who do you turn to when you need pretty pictures?

Brennan

When Booth and I first met, I didn't believe that such a thing as love existed. I maintained that it was simply brain chemistry, but perhaps Booth is correct. Perhaps love comes first and creates the reaction. I have no tangible proof, but I'm willing to accept Booth's premise.