Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Angela

Hey, I used the measurements of the injuries, drawing different scenarios on possible weapons.

Clark

[looking at Angela's outfit] And you did this while jogging?

Angela

Well yeah, I was..burning off a little of my extra desires on my way to work...sweet-pea.

Clark

Sweet-pea's an inappropriate workplace moniker

Angela

Don't worry Clark, I won't eat you...Not that I'm not tempted.[smiles]

Sweets

Angela? Can I borrow you for a little while?

Angela

[excitedly] To do what with?

Angela

Sorry, that just..popped out..I need a longer run.

Sweets

Yeah, I understand

Brennan

Welton cheated on you?

That's why I left

Brennan

Does that bother you?

Angela

Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you that, most people don't like to be cheated on?

The only people who don't mind are just given up..

Angela

..Or are very very rational [looking at Brennan, Cam realized Angela's reference about Brennan] and are above those archaic notions of monogamy [Brennan nods a little]

Right, yes, of course, I'm not..quite..evolved..enough.

Angela

Oh! Yeah..we hate men

Hodgins

I gotta go..now

Angela

He does have a terrific ass

Brennan

Oh, perhaps that's why you're always making him leave [smiles] [Angela smirks and nods]

Angela

Celibacy is a lot like fasting.

Brennan

So you've become sexually anorexic?

Angela

At first you're out of sorts and agitated, and then you sort of..push through to a kind of clarity.

Brennan

Have you reached clarity?

Angela

No, I'm still at the agitated and horny stage.

Brennan

You said I have a creepy mode.

Booth

I apologize, okay? I wasn't in my element.

Brennan

Every element is your element.

Booth

That's not true. We've just got to stop hanging out with geniuses, because you're going to figure out that I'm really stupid.

Brennan

What? Don't worry about that. I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.

Booth

Hmm.

Brennan

What I just said is true and yet it really sounded wrong. What I should say is I don't care how stupid you are... That's not any better?

Booth

No. No. Not at all. That's not even relevant.

Brennan

There is intelligence, which I have, and Mr. Nigel-Murray.

Vincent

Thank you.

Brennan

And Sweets, even though his is so misdirected as to be meaningless.

Booth

Right.

Sweets

Wow, backhand full of knuckles with that compliment.

Brennan

And Hodgins, and Angela not so much, but she's very talented.

Angela

Thank you, very much.

Brennan

You're welcome. But then there's another quality, which is the ability to use intelligence. That is what you have.

Booth

Thanks, Bones.

Angela

Where did this come from?

Wendell

Egyptology Department.

Angela

They let you borrow it?

Wendell

Well, no one was using it.

Angela

Tell me you're kidding.

Wendell

No... I left a note.

What about real names?

Hodgins

I imagine they play that pretty close to the vest.

Angela

Kinda ruins the magic when you find out that Satan's name is Todd or Larry.

Booth

[to Mrs. Reilly who is insisting on seeing her son's body] That's, uh, really not a great idea right now, ma'am.

Why?

Booth

Well, there's a....

Angela

[cuts in for a tongue-tied Booth] The fact is, um, the undertaker, uh, he didn't graduate at the top of his class...so... [Booth glances at her]

But I just saw Hank earlier.

Angela

Yes, yes you did. Um, but, um, the puddy that they used to fill in the face has sort of...melted. And, um, his nose is sort of, going to the side. [Mrs. Reilly cringes] Um, and his hair....is like Hitler.

Booth

Hitler.

[horrified] Hitler??

Angela

Listen, I really think it would be best if you let Mr. Tung fix him up before you see your son.

[walks into the room] There you are.

[to her other son] Turn around Barney! You can't see Hank, not like this.

Like what?

Like Hitler!

Angela

So I googled Tanaka, three hundred hits, all Japanese, none with a personal pronoun.

Hodgins

We should just ask her.

Angela

Him.

Sweets

Uh, you people can identify human remains based on a tiny little finger bone but you can't judge the sex of the person standing right in front of you. Does nobody else see the irony in this?

Angela

Brennan, this is crazy.

Brennan

Why? I'm intellectually gifted, financially secure. Statistically, I could expect to have an exceptional child.

Angela

Fine. Yes. Absolutely. But do know how this is supposed to work, right?... You get naked together. You devour each other in a passionate frenzy.

Brennan

Booth would think that would create an emotional bond between us.

Angela

[sarcastic] Of course that's ridiculous.

Brennan

I knew you'd understand.

Angela

Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher ... and his discount sperm?

Brennan

No, Booth has a bigger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.

Angela

So, it's because Booth is hot? Now we're getting somewhere.

Avalon

This man was lost. You brought him the light that showed him the way home. Without it he would have died.

Angela

Booth was in a coma. Brennan read him the book that she was writing. When he woke up he thought that they had a whole different life together, he thought they were married. He thought that for days.

Avalon

You were joined at that time. You're still joined.

Brennan

[Getting up to leave.] Nothing either of you is saying makes sense.

Avalon

[Turns over another card] Were you pregnant?

Brennan

[Dismissively] What? No, of course not.

Avalon

I mean in your book.

Brennan

[Stares, surprised, for a moment] No, I deleted the book. I'm tired, Angela, I'm going to go check in at the office then go home. Nice to meet you, Miss Harmonia. [Leaves]

Angela

[About Brennan] Underneath the icy exterior beats a very warm heart.

Avalon

Her life is at a very critical turning point. Between great happiness - [She turns over a card.]

Angela

[Reading the card] That's "Death".

Whoa-whoa-whoa, wait a second. You and Parker discussed my sex life?

Angela

Well, we discussed your lack of sex life.

Angela, neither you nor him, especially him, knows anything about my sex life.

Angela

Well, he knows that daddy ain't getting any, and he's concerned. He thinks you need a girlfriend... to have sex.

He said that?

Angela

Well, his exact words were, "To sex up." I think you need to talk to him honestly about your love life.

You kidding me? No offense, but I'm not talking about...

Hey...

What?

Want to run our friendly neighborhood suburbanites through the National Gun Permit Database, see if any of them own a .44? Hodgins found that in the pit. [She hands Booth the bagged bullet]

Parker

Hi, Dr. Saroyan. Do you have a boyfriend?

Angela

See? This is exactly how it started with me.

[Walking to Parker] Come on. Let's go. Come on. I gotta get you back home, or your mom's gonna kill me, all right? [They turn to leave – he looks at Parker's painted face] Let me see this stuff. [To Angela] Does this stuff come off?

Angela

Oh, seriously. That's your big worry right now?