Can you get lost?
Why?
I can be devastatingly charming if you aren't watching me.
“The Double Death Of The Dearly Departed” · Season 4, Episode 22
In this episode: Seeley Booth (4), Temperance Brennan (3), Jack Hodgins (2), Angela Montenegro (1)
[Hodgins is giving a toast]
This is a sad day for all of us, but I think it's important that we remember what we loved about Hank, you know? His sense of humor, of course. He was always quick with a joke, good or bad. Usually bad. But he...[Hodgins suddenly looks out the window and notices Booth and Brennan stealing Hank's body] Oh, my God! [Tries to recover] Uhhhhh... Oh. My. God, Hank. Hank is... Hank-Hank is...he's leaving us. Where is he going from here? Who knows? Oh. But, uh, uh... [smashes his glass on the floor] Oh..God... Hank. It's not fair, you know? You live life, and we-we... we die. And we don't - we don't love enough, and-and I- I got to not do that anymore 'cause I'm... I...I- I need to live and-and love, and...[Booth and Brennan are finally out of sight] Thank you.
King of the funeral!
Just make sure when they put me in the ground, I'm dead.
Yeah. No problem.
Right? Maybe, uh, you know, leave my body out for a few hours and check on me every once in a while.
No, I'd rather refrigerate you, or else you would start to smell.
Nobody looks inside the casket, okay Mr. Tung?
TTung
How do I do that?
Just, um- w- Bones, how does he do that?
Say someone enters and desires to gaze upon the visage of their dead relative one more time, in a vain effort to say goodbye to someone who can neither see nor hear them because there's no such thing as a soul--
Bones, just- ju- Bones, Bones. Just give him a reason not to show the body.
We are encountering fluid seepage at the moment, and the body is not available for viewing just now.
TTung
I would never phrase it that way.
I know, it's perfect! It's so gross.
[to Mrs. Reilly who is insisting on seeing her son's body] That's, uh, really not a great idea right now, ma'am.
RMrs. Reilly
Why?
Well, there's a....
[cuts in for a tongue-tied Booth] The fact is, um, the undertaker, uh, he didn't graduate at the top of his class...so... [Booth glances at her]
RMrs. Reilly
But I just saw Hank earlier.
Yes, yes you did. Um, but, um, the puddy that they used to fill in the face has sort of...melted. And, um, his nose is sort of, going to the side. [Mrs. Reilly cringes] Um, and his hair....is like Hitler.
Hitler.
RMrs. Reilly
[horrified] Hitler??
Listen, I really think it would be best if you let Mr. Tung fix him up before you see your son.
BBarney
[walks into the room] There you are.
RMrs. Reilly
[to her other son] Turn around Barney! You can't see Hank, not like this.
BBarney
Like what?
RMrs. Reilly
Like Hitler!
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