Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

What are you doing here, Sweets?

Angela

He's Daisy's trainer. If she attacks, he can put her down.

Angela

Hey! How could you not tell me you were on a date when I texted you?

Brennan

It was just drinks!

Angela

Celibate. Seeking crumbs. Spill.

Brennan

He's Booth's boss's boss. His name is Andrew.

Angela

Wait, this is his boss's boss? Was Booth upset?

Brennan

Yes. I don't know why.

Angela

Brennan, this could screw up the natural order of things, and Booth wishes that you were going out with him.

Brennan

I drink with him all the time, but with Andrew there is the potential for sex.

Angela

And not with Booth?

Angela

When I was in Rio, some kid graffitied a mummy in the National Museum. Next day, choked on his own tongue.

[stunned] Seriously?

Angela

Death shall come on swift wings to he who disturbs the peace of the mummy.

I guess I'd be angry too if someone pulled my brain out through my nose and stuck it in a canopic jar.

Booth

I thought Hodgins would have something on this whole "suspended animation" thing. [hands Angela a folder]

Angela

[amused] Hey, you listen to Hodgins?

Booth

I listen to Wendell.

Brennan

[looks at the file Angela is reading] Woah...what is DARPA?

Angela

Uh, it's a Department of Defense agency. The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. Hodgins says they're into some pretty weird stuff, like creating super-soldiers who don't need sleep and can kill with their laser beam eyes.

Booth

[chuckles, looks at Angela facetiously] What's that supposed to be?

Angela

Half man, half chicken.

Booth

Come on!

Brennan

I believe this to be fairly accurate.

Booth

Ok, so you want me to go ask the Defense Department if their experimental super-soldier is half man half chicken?

Angela

Booth must be cute with his grandpa, huh?

Brennan

His grandfather calls him shrimp. Booth seems to like it, which I don't understand.

Angela

Well, it's because it makes him feel loved, like when he actually was a shrimp.

Brennan

So the moniker is a sign of affection?

Angela

Very good, Brennan. You never had a nickname?

Brennan

Oh, no, just what Booth calls me; just Bones.

Angela

What's with the blue people?

The Na'vi.

Angela

I beg your pardon?

Fisher

Denizens of a lush planet called Pandora.

Angela

[walks in front of the monitor] You boys are not allowed to watch movies on my monitor.

Hodgins

Angela, this is so much more than a movie.

Sweets

Yeah, I mean we're sorry but the screen is so big!

Fisher

You got porn on this thing?

Angela

[unimpressed] Get out. Out!

Angela

[seeing Booth on a cart being pushed by Brennan only in his boxers] Uh, are we doing an experiments on Booth? Because if so, I'd like to help.

Booth

Make fun of the naked guy. Knock yourself out.

[corners Booth] What've you got, feeb?

Booth

[handcuffing the agent] Good old American classic on that one, pal.

Angela

[laughs and applauds] Oh my god!

Hodgins

Man, you Butch Cassidy'd them!

Sweets

[cheers] That was totally ninja! Maybe some anger issues there but you kicked ass!

[via megaphone] Stand down and drop your weapons! This facility is officially under the jurisdiction of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. [Booth looks at him incredulously] Aw man. Ten seconds earlier and I would've been the hero right?

Angela

Four years ago Jared's girlfriend was a hooker?

Brennan

An escort. I believe in the hierarchy of prostitution, an escort ranks equal to high class call girl.

Angela

And now she teaches grade school?

Brennan

Mm-hmm. I don't see any other injuries that could be cause of death. Apparently the rule is, once a sex worker always a sex worker.

Angela

You know, it really would have been better if Booth never ran her record.

Brennan

He said it was my influence. That it was the rational thing to do.

Angela

No, sweetie, he's rationalizing. Which makes what he did irrational, because he's rationalizing that Jared can't make rational decisions for himself. You do the same thing all the time. Maybe that's what he learned from you.

Hodgins

Do you know what Vincent Nigel-Murray is? He's a genius.

Brennan

Yes, but so are we all. Except for Angela.

Angela

Oh, right, and yet who do you turn to when you need pretty pictures?

Hodgins

Page 187. [places Brennan's new book on the table] Would you mind reading it aloud?

Angela

Page 187. [playfully] I am not reading the sparky bits to you! You get somebody else to do that, sicko.

Hodgins

Okay, fine. Read it to yourself, then. [watches as Angela reads] That's that thing that I do. Nobody does that thing. It's my thing that I do.

Angela

Right.

Hodgins

It's not a well known thing. It's, you know, my thing that I do.

Angela

Right. I remember. I was there.

Hodgins

You told Brennan about that thing that I do!

Angela

It's a very good thing.

Hodgins

It's my thing! That I do! Did you tell her that it was my thing?

Angela

You mean did I give you credit?

Hodgins

Yes! Did you?

Angela

No.

Hodgins

Good, because I don't need her looking at me thinking about that thing I do.

Angela

Well that's good, then.

Hodgins

But now that thing I do is in print and every guy that reads that book is going to give it a shot. [sighs] Oh, well. You know I've got other things that I do. [Angela laughs] My advice: only sleep with guys that can't read, because otherwise you'll never be rid of me.

Daisy

Where are we going?

Angela

Cam asked me to get you out of the lab.

Daisy

Why?

Angela

Because you keep sighing and moaning.

Brennan

33. She was 33.

Angela

Well, how do you know that?

Brennan

Because I'm the one who broke her jaw... with a tennis racket. This is one of my classmates... Evelyn Simms.

Angela

(while Hodgins is giving her a massage) Oh, thank you God! Oh!

Hodgins

God is a little formal. Hodgins is fine.

Brennan

The term garbage is relative. The only intrinsic value things have is what we give them. It seems odd now, but in Holland tulip bulbs were once as valuable as houses. Maybe we all overvalue things that are essentially worthless.

Angela

Well that was more than a comment on this case. What's going on, Brennan?

Brennan

What separates what I do here from what this man did?

Angela

So, going to Malulu is worth more?

Brennan

Maluku. Yes. The murders will never stop, but this find has real finite value. I'd be able to answer questions about our origin! Evolutionary tract! It has implications for history, science!

Angela

Listen, you're allowed to make life changes without picking a fight with your old life.

Brennan

But I need a break in my life. I'm worried all the time. Worried that Booth might get hurt on a case and I couldn't prevent it. Worried about what our partnership means.

Angela

So you want to get away from Booth?

Brennan

No, it's just -- I just need some perspective so that I can view my life with some objectivity.

Angela

Have you talked to him about it?

Brennan

The army wants Booth to go to Afghanistan to train soldiers in the apprehension of terrorists.

Angela

Is he going to go?

Brennan

Even though he said that he wasn't, it felt like he wanted to. Perhaps it's all for the best.

Angela

[scoffs] You two at opposite ends of the world? I don't think so.