Cam quotes from Bones

The last place I worked had a drunk sketch artist...

(to Hodgins) Dozing off Hodgepodge.

[to Hodgins] When it comes to bugs, slime, crud and compost, you're the man.

(to Marisol) Honey, I'm from the Bronx, don't think for a second you scare me.

So Santa was definitely murdered. Someone did not like their present.

A toothless cannibal just can't cut it in today's competitive serial killer climate.

[to Sweets about Daisy] She's very smart, very able and she has a knack for turning reasonable people into flaming gas balls of fury.

[Discussing a dead man] It's obvious what happened. He was frostbitten while climbing Everest, struck by a meteorite, then dumped in the vacant lot in two garbage bags.

[Discussing a dead man] It's obvious, he was frostbitten while climbing Everest, then struck by a meteor, then dumped into a vacant lot in two garbage bags and eaten by crows.

Check this out. [Cam, Booth and Brennan look into an industrial size washer at human remains] Good luck on the ID. Too bad they didn't do him on the delicate cycle, huh?

[watching Angela swiping a card over and over again] Um, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?

Our killer is sick and smart. I hate that combination.

Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.

There's nothing like digging my hands in decomposing flesh to get my mind off my troubles.

I'm more of a "wrath and vengeance" type.