“A Night at the Bones Museum” quotes from Bones

What are you doing here, Sweets?

Angela

He's Daisy's trainer. If she attacks, he can put her down.

Angela

Hey! How could you not tell me you were on a date when I texted you?

Brennan

It was just drinks!

Angela

Celibate. Seeking crumbs. Spill.

Brennan

He's Booth's boss's boss. His name is Andrew.

Angela

Wait, this is his boss's boss? Was Booth upset?

Brennan

Yes. I don't know why.

Angela

Brennan, this could screw up the natural order of things, and Booth wishes that you were going out with him.

Brennan

I drink with him all the time, but with Andrew there is the potential for sex.

Angela

And not with Booth?

Sweets

Dr. Saroyan, I'm having some serious problems with Daisy. Can I ask your advice?

No.

Sweets

No, really.

Really. I have a sixteen year old, and believe me, when it comes to dating advice, I am batting a red hot zero.

Sweets

But you've been through this like a million times yourself!

Did you just call me old?

Booth

Bones doesn't feel pressure to act or do or say anything that she doesn't want to, and no one, no one, can make her. That's what makes her Bones.

Brennan

I have to speak. I hate these things.

Booth

What are you talking about, Bones? You're great at these things. Listen, you changed history. How many people can say that?

Brennan

You can. Every arrest you make changes history. You make the world safer.

Booth

With your help. So, Andrew. You were going to take him to this thing. At least that's what you told me.

Brennan

I was, yes, but you and I -- this was our case. I guess what goes on between us, that should just be ours. Isn't that what you said?

Booth

Yeah.

Angela

When I was in Rio, some kid graffitied a mummy in the National Museum. Next day, choked on his own tongue.

[stunned] Seriously?

Angela

Death shall come on swift wings to he who disturbs the peace of the mummy.

I guess I'd be angry too if someone pulled my brain out through my nose and stuck it in a canopic jar.