Daisy Wick quotes from Bones

Daisy

[while examining the corpse] Who would throw lampreys in with a body? [Brennan and Cam look at her] I'm not supposed to know that, am I?

Daisy

[in labor] Who here has the balls to argue with the pregnant woman?!?!?!

Clear out, Sweets. We have to identify our Christmas in December bomber.

Daisy

Bye, Lancelot! Colon, end bracket, colon, capital D!

Sweets

Semi-colon, end parenthesis, less than sign, numeral 3!!

Daisy

Colon, capital P!

Oh, dear God. I'm going to yak.

Daisy

Where are we going?

Angela

Cam asked me to get you out of the lab.

Daisy

Why?

Angela

Because you keep sighing and moaning.

Daisy

So you're coming?

Brennan

Agent Booth and I are partners, I have to discuss it with him first.

Daisy

He's probably gonna go be a big hero in Afghanistan.

Brennan

He says he doesn't wanna go.

Daisy

Lance said that Booth has the psyche of a true warrior, that is a miracle he hasn't gone back long before this. Maybe you're holding him back the same way he's holding you back... I should've not said that... but sometimes my mouth just has a mouth of its own.

Daisy

Dr. Brennan, about this morning..

Brennan

What about it?

Daisy

I don't want you think that Lance and I are dating again because we're not. That was purely accidental intercourse.

Brennan

You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do, Miss Wick?

Daisy

I was returning a book.

Brennan

[confused] And..your pants fell off?

Daisy

Has anybody else noticed this is like a giant jigsaw without the edge pieces?

Angela

One person gets killed and it's murder. Millions get killed and it's history.

Daisy

[looks at a set of skeletal remains] I'm trying to think of them as just bones. It's easier.

Daisy

[barges into Sweets' office] You have to back me up with Dr. Brennan. She hasn't said anything but I know what she's thinking. It's an emergency.

Sweets

Wh––what am I supposed to say??

Daisy

You have to explain what happened this morning.

Sweets

Sex is a normal part of the adult experience. You don't need to apologize for it.

Daisy

Did you know what happened when I was little? My dad and I saw these two deer "going at it" on the side of the hill and I asked him what they were doing. And he said, the nice deer in the back was pushing his friend up the hill.

Sweets

[bemused] Seriously?

Daisy

And now, we're those deer, only that no one is explaining that you were pushing me up hill.

Daisy

You know why your name is Sweets?

Sweets

[smiles] Why?

Daisy

[romantically] Because you're so sweet.

And I'm going to need each of you to sign a non-disclosure form before we enter.

Booth

Oh, I can't do that. I'm with the FBI. What we do is disclose.

Daisy

Well, we can always shut the building down while we wait for a warrant if that's what you'd prefer. I'm sure the press would love a story like that.

Fine.

Daisy

That was relevant, wasn't it?

Booth

I cop, you squint.

Daisy

Well, then permission to squint, Agent Booth.

Booth

Squint away.

Brennan

At this stage of my pregnancy, my IQ could be anywhere from eight to ten points lower than normal.

Daisy

Which is why we all need to pitch in every way we can. I'm becoming a certified doula. [squints as Hodgins' headlamp shines in her eyes]

Brennan

You aren't getting anywhere near my cervix, Miss Wick.

Daisy

Just saying. Should you find yourself in need, I could stop at the perineum.

Daisy

These two families are tearing each other apart for no reason.

Hodgins

And you think that you are going to be able to repair the damage when no one else could in the past 120 years.

Daisy

Perhaps it's too big of a challenge for you. Fear of failure. It happens.

Hodgins

[pauses] Excuse me?

Daisy

I was thinking I could see what chemicals are in the old bones and you can analyze the soil and water table. But if it's beyond you...

Hodgins

Don't...no, that is not it.

Daisy

Oh, it's the truffles! They take precedence! I understand.

Hodgins

Fine. I will help you. But don't diss my truffles.

Hodgins

Are you out of your mind?!

Daisy

I love truffles but those taste awful!

Daisy

You are a scientist. Not a cook!

Daisy

I could call in an anonymous tip like "I hear roaring at night."

Angela

I was thinking more along the lines of looking at satellite photos on the internet and seeing if any of the farms shout "tiger."

That is brilliant.

Daisy

We agreed that we shouldn't get back together, but what if we're wrong?

You're grieving. You two had something alive and vibrant and now it's gone.

Have you ever seen anything come back to life and be as good as it ever was?

Daisy

No.

So feel sad. Cry. You lost something wonderful, but keep moving forward. It'll get better, I promise. And, uh, stop copying Dr. Brennan. It's a little creepy.

Daisy

[discussing cause of death] But we can't be certain certain. Just mostly certain. [Cam looks at her in bewilderment]

Brennan

"Certain" is an absolute, Miss Wick. You can't be "mostly certain".

"Mostly certain" is good for me.