Angela and Cam in “A Night at the Bones Museum”

Angela

When I was in Rio, some kid graffitied a mummy in the National Museum. Next day, choked on his own tongue.

[stunned] Seriously?

Angela

Death shall come on swift wings to he who disturbs the peace of the mummy.

I guess I'd be angry too if someone pulled my brain out through my nose and stuck it in a canopic jar.