Uh chicken? Your choking your chicken?
Butt-head knods
S5 E4Choke
BBevis
So what do you want me to do about it?
[choking] Beavis! Beavis! I'm choking!
Yeah, so. What do you want me to do about it?
Call 911!
Why don't you call? You're closer.
You're closer, dumb-ass.
Oh, yeah.
9O911 Operator
What's the emergency, sir?
[Beavis laughs]
9O911 Operator
Is there an emergency, sir?
Butt-head's like, choking. Heh heh, on chicken.
9O911 Operator
Have you performed the Heimlich?
Uhm, is this like, one of those 976 numbers? Heh, what are you wearing?
9O911 Operator
I repeat, have you heimliched the victim?
Have I licked his rectum? Heh, No way! But uh, one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare, and uh...
9O911 Operator
Sir, please. If you want to save your friend's life, you need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
[looks down at Butt-head's butt] Uhm...heh, he's not really my friend.
BSBoy's playing basketball
(to a boy taking a foul shot) CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE,CHOKE
(joining in) Yea, Yea, CHOKE!, CHOKE!!! (remeberring Butt-Head is choking) Uhh... nachos, yea nachos.
MOMan on TV
Oi! I got me finger stuck in me bum!
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
MOMan on TV
Ahoy! I should never have listened to that little Dutch boy by the dike.
[Beavis and Butt-head stop laughing momentarily]
MOMan on TV
And now I got me finger stuck in me bum.
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh again, then the latter starts to choke]
[choking] Beavis?
Yeah, Butt-head?
I'm…[gasps]…I'm…[gasps again]…I'm…
Agh, I hate this stupid game. [Butt-head grabs Beavis's throat] Agh ahg! Uhh, choking, your choking? [Butt-head knods, points to the box of chicken nuggets on the couch] Uh, chicken? Your choking your chicken? [Butt-head nods] So what do you want me to do about it?
BPBoys playing basketball
[to a boy taking a foul shot] Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!
[joining in] Yeah, yeah, choke! Choke!! [remembering Butt-head is choking] Uhh…nachos, yeah, nachos.
S5 E5Safe House
TTodd
Get the door, you turds. And remember: act dumb. Oh, and bring some of those marshmallow crackers next time, or I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass!
[The boys look at the two police officers at their doorstep via the peephole]
Whoa. Todd's even cooler than we thought.
[Butt-head opens the door]
P1Police Officer #1
We're looking for a person named Todd.
Uh, he's not here. Uh huh huh.
P1Police Officer #1
That's not what I heard from.
Uh, sirs. I'm afraid I have to kick your ass. Huh huh.
And I will kick you in the nads.
[The police officers drag the boys out of the door and arrested them]
Ow! Cut it out! Don't make me kick your ass!
Don't make me kick you in the nads!
S5 E6Hard Sell
Huh huh…number one…
Yeah, yeah, yeah…tinkleh tinkleh tinkle!
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