TTodd
Where's the pre-schoolers at who parked their sucky little trikes in my spot?
[The pair raise their hands. Todd holds Butt-head against the window whilst putting his foot on top of Beavis' throat]
S3 E24The Crush
TTodd
If my arm weren't so sore from my new tattoo, I'd smear both your asses all over the parking lot.
Whoa, heh heh, cool.
TTodd
Give me those nachos and those fruity whips and I might not shove these handle bars up your butt.
Err, Okay.
[Todd consumes the nachos and drink before driving off]
Todd [Whilst suffocating Butt-head]: What do you fuzz-nuts want?
S3 E25Plate Frisbee
(On the phone with the Home Shoping network) Yea, I'd like to order one of those pubic zercroniums.
S3 E26Canoe
Told ya dude. Huh huh. He wants you.
[For this, Beavis' face turns red and whacks Butt-head's face with an oar. A fight ensues until both boys fell off the canoe]
OK, Stew, let's pitch a tent.
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
Grab a pole.
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
Stick it in the hole, Stewart.
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
OK, boys, lets erect this thing.
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh when they emerge from the bushes in their underwear, and then they begin to itch from the poison ivy]
S3 E27Young, Gifted & Crude
Hey Beavis...I got a 'charmed long staff' [turns around, then turns back with dice up his nose]
S3 E29Closing Time
One family pack of chicken nuggets.
One large cola.
[tosses both at the ceiling fan, splattering it]
Would you like fries with that?
Yeah, yeah I will.
S3 E30Most Wanted
Butt tattoos kick ass!
And ass tattoos kick butt.
Voices are cool. I hear voices too. They tell me to do stuff like stay home from school, and watch TV, and, like, break stuff, and like...
Whoa. Preach on, brother Beavis.
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