TTodd
Where's the pre-schoolers at who parked their sucky little trikes in my spot?
[The pair raise their hands. Todd holds Butt-head against the window whilst putting his foot on top of Beavis' throat]
“The Crush” · Season 3, Episode 24
In this episode: Todd Ianuzzi (2), Smart Butt-head (1), Smart Beavis (1)
TTodd
If my arm weren't so sore from my new tattoo, I'd smear both your asses all over the parking lot.
Whoa, heh heh, cool.
TTodd
Give me those nachos and those fruity whips and I might not shove these handle bars up your butt.
Err, Okay.
[Todd consumes the nachos and drink before driving off]
Todd [Whilst suffocating Butt-head]: What do you fuzz-nuts want?
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