Harry [answering his phone] um...Hello...?
Beavis uh...uh...YOU SUCK! [toilet flushes]
“Prank Call” · Season 6, Episode 11
In this episode: Smart Beavis (3), Smart Butt-head (2), Mr. Stevenson (1)
Harry [answering the phone] Yeah?
[Butt-Head manages to do number two whilst on the phone]
[toilet flushes]
Beavis [in the background]: It's Harry Sachz!!!
[The boys have just prank called Harry Sachz, and Harry calls them back]
Uh, hello?
HSHarry Sachz
Hey, congratulations. You just won yourself a free pizza.
Cool!
HSHarry Sachz
We'll be happy to deliver it right over to your house. What's your address?
Uhh...
HSHarry Sachz
You don't know your own address?
Uhh...
HSHarry Sachz
Uh, tell you what. Do you have any mail around? Read me the address off of that.
Hey, Beavis. Do we, like, have any mail around?
Uh, let's see. Just that stuff we took out of Stewart's mailbox.
[into phone] Uh, okay.
HSHarry Sachz
Good. Now, what does it say?
Uh, Stewart Stevenson, uh, 67 Maple Street. Now hurry up and get that pizza over here. I'm hungry.
[Butt-head hangs up, then Harry Sachz does and breaks his pencil while laughing]
Harry Sachz [After giving a bog-wash to Mr. Stevenson]: Listen very carefully, funny man! If you ever, EVER, call me again, I swear I'll find you, where ever you are, and I'll GUT you! [Undoes Mr. Stevenson's pants] And just to be sure you DON'T call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you're gonna have an AWFUL HARD TIME DIALLING IT!
No, please, no... [Sachz shoves phone up Mr. Stevenson's anus]
[reading the phone book] Uhm…Sa-Sachz…Ha…rry…Hairy Sack. [laughs]
Harry Sack! [laughs]
HHarry
[answering the phone] Yeah?
[Butt-head manages to do number two whilst on the phone; toilet flushes]
[in the background] It's Harry Sachz!
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