Hamid quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Yes, do you see what they are saying?

Yes, I do, and if you want to get ahead here, you just listen to these guys. See Hamid, our goal is to help the customer, of course. But if we're on the phone for too long, we don't make any money. We go out of business, and then what will the customers do?

Beavis

I am Hamid! I am Chinese! Do not hang up on me!

You see that? Keep up the good work, fellas!

Hey guys, this guy, he say "Microsoft!" Heh-heh! It's funny, right? "Micro-soft?" Eh-heh-heh!

Butt-head

Uh, not bad, Hamid.

Beavis

Yeah, you're getting better! Keep up the good work.

He said "power drain." Heh-heh-heh...

Butt-head

Uh, that's not funny. This really isn't working out, Hamid.

Yes, but I am trying.

Beavis

Yeah, I understand your frustration.

Uh, so what you think, guys? Can you see yourself driving this car?

Butt-head

Uhh, yeah.

Beavis

Yeah, I can see that. That would be cool! I bet we could score.

Yes, yes, definitely my friend. I must congratulate you both, you picked a very good day to buy a car.

Butt-head

Yeah. We're smart.

So you can see the price is $3000, but let's talk, you know? Tell me, what will it take to get you into this car today?

Butt-head

Uhhh, you said something about zero?

Beavis

Yeah, that'll work. Zero point zero.

Heh heh heh, I don't think my manager would go for that, but maybe I could give you, you know, maybe $500 off this price. It's good.

Butt-head

Uh, you're gonna give us $500 to take the car?

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! Cool! We'll take it!

Uh, no! No! That's not what I meant. No, I cannot do that. No.

Butt-head

Uhh, hmm...

Beavis

I don't know, Butt-head. Are we still okay at zero?

Butt-head

Uhh, I don't know. A free car doesn't sound so great after he was gonna give us $500 to take it.

Beavis

Yeah.

Wait, wait, no. I did not ever say-

Beavis

I don't know, Butt-head, I mean, you know zero dollars for a car, you know, I mean that's not bad.

Butt-head

Damn it, Beavis, gas is expensive. Uh, I'll take like, $250 from you to take this car, but that's like, my final offer.

[after returning the crashed car] Eh, I am very sorry. They crashed the car.

I'll deal with you later. Boys, looks like you've just bought yourselves a car.

Butt-head

Uh, no way!

Beavis

Yeah, this one's all broken, and stuff.

Butt-head

Yeah. I can't see myself driving it anymore.

Beavis

Yeah. We want a fresh one.

Butt-head

Uh, but I'm gonna have to ask you to give us a thousand dollars to take the new one.

Beavis

Yeah, Hamid already agreed to give us $500 for the old one. Look at it now, you know?

Whoa, hold on, here! That's not how it works. You gotta buy this car, or I'm gonna hold onto your licenses and contact your insurance company!

Butt-head

Uh, we don't have licenses.

Beavis

Yeah, OR insurance company.

[to Hamid; infuriated] You DIDN'T get their licenses and proof of insurance?! You're fired! And you two, get off my lot, and don't let me ever see you here again!