So you can see the price is $3000, but let's talk, you know? Tell me, what will it take to get you into this car today?
Uhhh, you said something about zero?
Yeah, that'll work. Zero point zero.
Heh heh heh, I don't think my manager would go for that, but maybe I could give you, you know, maybe $500 off this price. It's good.
Uh, you're gonna give us $500 to take the car?
Yeah, yeah! Cool! We'll take it!
Uh, no! No! That's not what I meant. No, I cannot do that. No.
Uhh, hmm...
I don't know, Butt-head. Are we still okay at zero?
Uhh, I don't know. A free car doesn't sound so great after he was gonna give us $500 to take it.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, no. I did not ever say-
I don't know, Butt-head, I mean, you know zero dollars for a car, you know, I mean that's not bad.
Damn it, Beavis, gas is expensive. Uh, I'll take like, $250 from you to take this car, but that's like, my final offer.
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