“Tech Support” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-Head

[working for tech-support] Uhh, ma'am, can you say trackball again?

Track...ball...

Yeah, I tried that, and, it still didn't work. And, I tried it again, but, you know, I keep getting the same error, and-

Butt-head

Uh, do people ever tell you you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?

What?! You've got to be kidding me! Where's your supervisor?!

Yes, do you see what they are saying?

Yes, I do, and if you want to get ahead here, you just listen to these guys. See Hamid, our goal is to help the customer, of course. But if we're on the phone for too long, we don't make any money. We go out of business, and then what will the customers do?

Beavis

I am Hamid! I am Chinese! Do not hang up on me!

You see that? Keep up the good work, fellas!

Butt-head

Uh, ma'am? Could you like, say "trackball" again?

Track... ball...

Hey guys, this guy, he say "Microsoft!" Heh-heh! It's funny, right? "Micro-soft?" Eh-heh-heh!

Butt-head

Uh, not bad, Hamid.

Beavis

Yeah, you're getting better! Keep up the good work.

He said "power drain." Heh-heh-heh...

Butt-head

Uh, that's not funny. This really isn't working out, Hamid.

Yes, but I am trying.

Beavis

Yeah, I understand your frustration.