Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 8, Episode 15
“Used Car” · Season 8, Episode 15
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Hamid (3)
Uh, so what you think, guys? Can you see yourself driving this car?
Uhh, yeah.
Yeah, I can see that. That would be cool! I bet we could score.
Yes, yes, definitely my friend. I must congratulate you both, you picked a very good day to buy a car.
Yeah. We're smart.
So you can see the price is $3000, but let's talk, you know? Tell me, what will it take to get you into this car today?
Uhhh, you said something about zero?
Yeah, that'll work. Zero point zero.
Heh heh heh, I don't think my manager would go for that, but maybe I could give you, you know, maybe $500 off this price. It's good.
Uh, you're gonna give us $500 to take the car?
Yeah, yeah! Cool! We'll take it!
Uh, no! No! That's not what I meant. No, I cannot do that. No.
Uhh, hmm...
I don't know, Butt-head. Are we still okay at zero?
Uhh, I don't know. A free car doesn't sound so great after he was gonna give us $500 to take it.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, no. I did not ever say-
I don't know, Butt-head, I mean, you know zero dollars for a car, you know, I mean that's not bad.
Damn it, Beavis, gas is expensive. Uh, I'll take like, $250 from you to take this car, but that's like, my final offer.
[after returning the crashed car] Eh, I am very sorry. They crashed the car.
I'll deal with you later. Boys, looks like you've just bought yourselves a car.
Uh, no way!
Yeah, this one's all broken, and stuff.
Yeah. I can't see myself driving it anymore.
Yeah. We want a fresh one.
Uh, but I'm gonna have to ask you to give us a thousand dollars to take the new one.
Yeah, Hamid already agreed to give us $500 for the old one. Look at it now, you know?
Whoa, hold on, here! That's not how it works. You gotta buy this car, or I'm gonna hold onto your licenses and contact your insurance company!
Uh, we don't have licenses.
Yeah, OR insurance company.
[to Hamid; infuriated] You DIDN'T get their licenses and proof of insurance?! You're fired! And you two, get off my lot, and don't let me ever see you here again!
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