Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head, page 10 ... TV Quotes Database

Butt-head

Fire's cool.

Pet Sematary

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Butt-head

Dead animals're cool.

Pet Sematary

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[video opens with David Lee Roth rock climbing]

Butt-head

He's stuck in a crack.

Just Like Paradise

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Butt-head

Sing, fat boy! Sing!

Just Like Paradise

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Butt-head

I like butts. Huh-huh. Butts are cool.

Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Baby Got Back

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Butt-head

Why does he keep looking up?

Slim Whitman, "I Remember You

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Butt-head

That's that dude from the Spin Doctors. He jams with Soundgarden sometimes.

Outshined

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Butt-head

The more things change, the more they suck.

This is a play on the phrase, "The more things change, the more they stay the same," coined by French critic, journalist, and novelist Alphonse Karr.

T'Pau, "Heart and Soul

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Beavis [referring to the buffalo]: Whoa! That's a big dog. Heh-hmm.

Butt-head

That's a buffalo, dumbass.

One

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Butt-head

Uhhh...

[the two laugh at the intense expression on Ween's face]

I Can't Put My Finger On It

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[a bowl of cucumbers is shown]

Butt-head

Mine has more bumps.

Push th' Little Daisies

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Butt-head

[laughing] What's this?

Wham!, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

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[bright lights are flashing inside a barn]

Butt-head

Cool!

White Zombie, "Black Sunshine

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VDMr. Van Driessen

This is the '90s, people. A '9' upside down is a '6,' so let's turn the '90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the '60s, okay?

Butt-head

Watch those flashbacks, dude.

S1 E2 Door To Door

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Butt-Head

Tattoos are cool.

Beavis

Yeah yeah! I'm gonna get one!

Butt-Head

You could have "I'm a puss" tattoo on your butt.

Beavis

Shut up, Butt-Head!

S1 E3 Balloon

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Scenes with Smart Butt-head 1,797

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