I want you out of the house.
Oh, I want you everywhere.
S2 E2The One Where They Build A House
TJTom Jane
I just want my kids back.
[to Gob] Get rid of the Seaward.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
S2 E3Amigos
I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot your wife is dead! [beat] I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I'm, oh...
We have a private eye, huh?
Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Well, he can't be very good then.
Buster was finding himself right at home.
Oh, my God! I used to have a shirt just like that.
It was Buster's old shirt. Lucille had given it to Lupe.
And the hand chair! I had one in my room! I wonder where that went.
It went right there.
[touching his hand chair] I'd never thought I'd miss a hand so much.
Ann-Hog's coming? Well, load her up in the car.
S2 E4Good Grief
Is there any way I can divorce them?
Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment.
Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet.
What are you doing home?
Army had half a day.
I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic.
From who? The Nazis?
Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. [imitating John Wayne] I'm not gonna cry about my Pa. I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. [speaking normally] Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.
[to Maeby] You know what? I'm going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make your Pop-pop proud!
I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
What? The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.
S2 E5Sad Sack
God willing, he'll fail boot camp.
Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp.
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