Arrested Development · Season 2
You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised... a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed but free to explore extramarital encounters.
Well, did it work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.
Excuse me, Mrs Fünke.
Oh, this guy again.
How is he, doctor?
It looks like he's dead.
Oh, my God!
Oh, little guy. The tears aren't comin'! The tears just aren't comin'!
Uh, just to be clear: looks like he's dead, or he is dead?
It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.
What is wrong with you?
This [bleep]ing doctor!
I'll let you celebrate privately.
Tobias went to a try-out for the Blue Man Group hoping to be seen.
[Tobias gets hit by a car]
Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen.
What did he say? Tell me the last thing he said.
[in flashback] I'm afraid I just blue myself.
He said some wonderful things.
Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down.
It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do?
In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage.
It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. He's going into the Army, for God's sake.
You volunteered him.
I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
I want you out of the house.
Oh, I want you everywhere.
I just want my kids back.
[to Gob] Get rid of the Seaward.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot your wife is dead! [beat] I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I'm, oh...
We have a private eye, huh?
Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Well, he can't be very good then.
Buster was finding himself right at home.
Oh, my God! I used to have a shirt just like that.
It was Buster's old shirt. Lucille had given it to Lupe.
And the hand chair! I had one in my room! I wonder where that went.
It went right there.
[touching his hand chair] I'd never thought I'd miss a hand so much.
Ann-Hog's coming? Well, load her up in the car.
Is there any way I can divorce them?
Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment.
Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet.
What are you doing home?
Army had half a day.
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