Arrested Development Season 4 quotes

Michael

I was mistakenly voted out of a four-person housing situation in a "pack first, no talking after" scenario.

They're the ambiguously gay duo.

Tobias

I assure you there's nothing ambiguous about me. I'm Johnny Storm, the human flamer.

Tobias

Is there a little girl here all by herself?

Narrator

And perhaps it was this that would finally get him to admit that he sometimes did speak in a misleading way.

Tobias

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

George Sr.

I have changed, Michael! I cry at the drop of a hat and I hate the way I look. I actually had one cute hat, and it... [starts sobbing] blew off at this CVS parking lot... and this whole car full of black kids ran over it—for no reason! And they saw it! THEY SAW IT!

George Sr.

"I'm so sorry, I thought you were a successful Republican strategist."

"Why, because I'm black?"

Gob

[Upon getting shocked seeing a picture of Jesus] For a second, I thought that was a real guy.

Gob

What... what... is it? I... [laughs] You... It's the-the-the-the... the-the questions... you ask so many, of these, of these, of these, these-these questions, that-that-that-that you keep asking f-for me... for-for-for-f-for, sh-should-should-should, should I, should I, should I? Sh-should-should the, should the, should the, should-should the guy, should the guy... [voice breaks] should the guy... Sh-should the guy in the the $32... In the $32, pink-p-p ba-bath-bath-bath... Sh-should-should-should... should the girl in the $6,000 tuxedo, should the guy, should the guy, in the $32... in the $3,400... should the guy, come on! Come on! [sobbing] Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Narrator

Gob was uncomfortable with the question.

Gob

[to a group of migrant workers] Who wants to help me build a wall... [Workers show interest] ...to keep Mexicans out of America? [Workers throw garbage at him] Alright, alright... Who wants to help me build a wall for no reason? It's a different wall!

I'm here, I'm queer... And now I'm in a chair!

This table is for National Honor Society members only.

Buster, you look different.

Buster

Yes, I've been with a black woman.

Buster

I am no longer a Mother-boy, I am a Mother-man!

Gob

It's really just the age we live in, isn't it? Take a pill and forget your problems. Take a pill to go to sleep. Take a pill to forget your problems. Need an erection? Take a pill. Need to forget your problems? Take a pill! Take a pill and your problems are forgotten! Take a pill... What an age we live in! It's great!