George Michael Bluth quotes from Arrested Development

Maeby

We (George Michael and I) don't have to go, do we?

Michael

This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

Michael

I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.

G.O.B

She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” in the form.

Buster

And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.

Michael

It sounds a little bit like "dating Mom."

Buster

It's starting to feel a little like it.

Michael

Since when are you against leather?

Maeby

Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.

Lindsay

Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.

Michael

You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right?

Michael

I'm a saint, you know. I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.

Lindsay

Well, you get a false feeling of superiority

Michael

That is nice, but this time it's not enough.

If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car.

Michael

Which brother?

Gob.

You're the only one who chose a spouse I liked and she had to die.

Michael

I know, that's rough for you.

George Sr.

What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. I have to prepare for the Sabbath.

Michael

It's Tuesday.

George Sr.

Shh...

Michael

You knew the whole time, didn't you?

George Michael

Well, sort of. One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher.

Michael

Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.

Gob

My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.

Gob

[about the Hot Cops] These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension 'til the last possible moment before they strip.

Michael

They're not going to strip, are they?

Gob

I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in.

Jessie

We need to make Michael the new face of the Bluth company. He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense.

Michael

None taken.

Buster

Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do.

Jessie

Excellent question. What a publicist does--

Buster

No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?

George Michael

I work at the banana stand.

Buster

Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was like, when did that happen?

Gob

Oh, I see. She wants to talk to you. For some reason women feel safe around you. Maybe it's because you've only had sex four times.

Michael

Not four times, four women! And they talk to me because I talk to them!

George Michael

Was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?

Gob

Oh yeah. Dozens of times.