[to Lindsay] I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
“Pier Pressure” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (4), Lucille (3), Gob (2), Maeby Fünke (2), George Bluth Sr. (1)
[working with Lucille] This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.
Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
[working with Lucille] Well, we can go get some ice cream, Gangee. That would be fun, right?
I don't think so. That chubby little wrist of yours is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is.
What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. I have to prepare for the Sabbath.
It's Tuesday.
Shh...
You knew the whole time, didn't you?
Well, sort of. One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher.
Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.
My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.
[about the Hot Cops] These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension 'til the last possible moment before they strip.
They're not going to strip, are they?
I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in.
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