Gimme a break ah? That wasn't my fault
[Finishes drinking bourbon, burps] Yeah, no. I mean obviously this was all due to the butterfly effect.
The what?
Butterfly effect. You know, a butterfly in Africa lands on a giraffe's nose, the giraffe sneezes, that spooks a gazelle, the gazelle bonks into a rhinoceros, and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth, calls New York somehow and says "Hey, go kill this idiot Ron, for a suitcase," because the rhinoceros speaks English! [beat] What's in the suitcase, Ron?
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