Err quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Cash our check and you will get...immortal.

Err

Neverending life.

CCarl

...Nah. Sometimes I kinda wanna die.

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(Master Shake & the Mooninites at a convenience store)

What do you mean no? Do you know how much this check is for? 'Cause I do not!

CClerk

Uhh, we don't cash checks here.

And we don't respond to threats. Let me say it one more time in a language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano: Get back there-o and cash-o de check-o, amigo. Andale! Andale!

He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.

Err

(from ouside) Lay into him some more!

I've got this Err.

CClerk

Uhh, that thing is your check?

Yeah, that is the check.

CClerk

Well, we don't cash 'em.

Oh you never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Maybe you're in the wrong business, and maybe immigration would like to know about this.

CClerk

Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American.

Well, I'm not, but when I become one, maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon and we won't have to vote you out of office, won't we scumbag?!

(Cut to Master Shake & the Mooninites outside of the store)

Unbelievable!

Unfathomable.

Y'know, they sneak in and then they try to rule us. (Looks into the store) Well, I'm gonna sneak into your country and do this job there and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like that?! You won't, because you'll be here!

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What happened? Did he buy it?

I bought me some gum.

Where did you get gum?

Where did you get gum?

In there. In the gum aisle.

Err

Perfect.

That's not what we sent you in there for!

But that's what I come out with.

Tell me, were there weenie-wraps?

Microwaveable, but weenie-wraps none the less.

Weenie-wraps intrigue me.

Yup, and they had burger-drops.

Err

Burger-drops! (jumps through the window and starts shooting lasers).

And burrito-cakes.

I thought they stopped making those.

And pizza-balls

Pizza-balls?!

Do they have lil' turkey-muffins?

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No, Shake. The other kind, the bad kind. The kidney-losing kind. In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill, for home care!

Impossible. That's not a bill.

This is... Cliff, does anyone know a Cliff?

Yes, my name is Cliff, and that's not a bill. Tell him, Err.

Err

That's a bill.

A bi— Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?

Err

I don't know. It's your uncle.

It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.

Err

On the way down, I kept saying, 'This is a bill.' Just figured you knew something I didn't.

I did know something I didn't! But it wasn't that.

Wait a minute. I've been hauling a radioactive bill all over town, for you guys?

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Err

This weenie wrap is still frozen!

Your microwave sucks.

Err

HEY, YOUR MICROWAVE SUCKS!

[Microwave actively flickering] It's getting hot in here.

Err

WHY IS IT GETTING SO HOT IN HERE??!

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Err

[reading from a note] The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our...craps.

Crops is what I typed, Err.

Err

But it says "craps".

I know, Err.

Err

Craps is funnier.

I've processed that humor.

Err

It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word.

Maybe we'll go with that.

S3 Moon Master

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So buying all this stuff is going to help you kill this Gorgotron thing? How? Just tell me that.

Well wouldn't your ass like to know.

Err

That is why he asked.

I know, Err, shut up. I am in control of this conversation.

S3 Moon Master

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Err

Please help us [snickers] save our craps! [laughs]

Stop, Err! You're fueling my silent rage!

S3 Moon Master

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I remember that one time you was in the bathroom...with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got no bathroom, so you know. And we all know what you was doing...

[Start Flashback]

I'll show ya stars! Take this! [shoots lasers and hits wall, revealing Shake]

Err

Nice shot buddy.

Wait! What I'm doing in here is private!

[End Flashback]

Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch.

I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.

S4 Grim Reaper Gutters

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Remember when I save both of y'all's asses?

Yeah.

Alright, when?

Name one time, Once!

[A flashback starts, with 'Party Party Party' playing, Frylock destroying the RainbowMaker 4000 from "Escape from Leprechapolis", then a clip from "Super Squatter" is shown]

He needs medical attention.

[A clip from "PDA" is shown]

Well, I guess I'm satisfied then

Breathe, damn it!

[Meatwad coughs, then A clip from "Frat Aliens" where D.P. is tied to a rocket and Frylock lights it up and launches into Carl's house, the security system slaughter D.P., A clip from "Super Birthday Snake" where Frylock destroys Nathan Scott Phillips with a fireball, A clip from "The Clowning" where Frylock freezes Carl, A clip from "Dusty Gozongas" where Frylock freezes the blue flame pipes]

Wait no, those are awesome!

[A clip from "Balloonstein" whete Frylock throws a broken glass covered Meatwad, A clip from "The Dressing" where Frylock and Meatwad drag a curtain covered Turkitron]

TTurkitron

Fine. I'm not spinning, don't touch--

You son of a- [Kicks Turkitron

[A clip from "MC Pee Pants" where the place explodes and blows away MC Pee Pants, A clip from "The Cloning" is shown]

Take him out.

GWGeorge Washington

Wait no!

[shoots George Washington with a shotgun, A clip from "Boost Mobile" where two boost mobile phones fall into a pitfall] Meatwad. [Meatwad throws a big boulder to cover the pitfall, A clip from "Universal Remonster" where Frylock unplugs one of the wires.] There we go. [A clip from "Interfection" Where Frylock uses eye lasers to blow up pop-up ad for the tin]

WYWww.yzzerdd.com

Okay okay, fine!

[A clip from "Super Hero" where Frylock uses eye lasers to blow up three mutant worms, A clip from "Rabbot" where Frylock beams Carl up and drops him flat on his back on his roof, Another clip from "PDA" where a gigantic food crushes Frylock, A clip from "Mayhem of the Moonites" where Frylock pins Err and Ignignokt down the road]

Err

AAAAGGGHHH!!!

[A clip from "The Last One" where Frylock kills Happy Time Harry, A clip from "Super Sirloin" where MC Pee Pants as Sir Lion gets shredded alive, A clip from "Robositter" where the Robositter gets liquified, A clip from "T Shirt of the Dead" where Frylock blasts the Easter Bunny's face off, A clip from "Video Oujia" where Frylock kills Billy Witch Doctor, A clip from "Revenge of the Trees" where Frylock destroys one of the trees and grabs Carl]

Come on, let's go! [The montage freeze frames]

Well, you put that whole thing over the rock music, huh?

S4 Grim Reaper Gutters

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Fryman, we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room.

Err

We did?

No, we didn't, Err. But we would. And we will tell the pigs that when they arrive.

Err

Do the thing!

[The Mooninites turn, Ignignokt disappears, but Err is still visible]

Err

The pigs will never find us!

For we are thin lines of deception.

Err

Deceptinominon!

Err-no, other way.

Err

[turns again, still visible] Deceptinoitus!

Turn this way.

Err

Oh. [turns again, still visible]

No, other way. Third--

Err

I know how to do it, come on man.

Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole?

Come on, hippies. We are the dope-men.

Err

Because we wear corderoy!

S4 Moonajuana

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PPolice Officer

[Master Shake explodes] Oh, no! He was the bomb, not the sandwich! The sandwich was harmless all along!

Or so you think.

Err

Fools!

For in a mere forty eight hours, this sandwich will rot in mold and envelop the panicked city in blue spores of... sandwich mold.

Err

Oh, man. Look. He just threw it away.

The sandwich?

Err

Yeah, man! The sandwich!

Really?

Err

Threw it in the garbage.

Damn it.

Err

SHIT!

We must go to the store at once and stock up on deadly meats and cheeses, spreading fear and mayonnaise and... your choice of spicy or regular mustard throughout the Western world.

Err

Yeah, let me just get my money and just go on down to the... Oh, wait! Where the fuck are we going to find a store?!

Look, we're not going to do that. That's... that's just for the video.

Err

Oh, yeah, the video.

You were filming, right.

Err

Is this on?