Ignignokt, Err and others in “Mayhem of the Mooninites”

(knocks on Carl's door) Hello, Carl. I am Ignignokt, and this is Err.

Err

I am Err!

We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.

Err

You said it right!

Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.

Err

Man, do you hear what he's sayin'?!

Some would say that the Earth is our moon.

Err

We're the moon.

But that would belittle the name of our moon... which is the Moon.

Err

The point is, we're at the center. Not you!

No, the real point is: I don't give a damn! (slams door)