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Randy quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Played by Matt Maiellaro · 5 quotes

Randy

In 5 of the 785 quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Most scenes with: Meatwad (3), Carl (2)

Scenes with Randy 5

Hey Randy, I don't know what's going on, but can I trade bunks? 'Cause my roommate's...wha- are those his organs?

Randy

Oh that's Inside-Out Boy. His mouth is in his belly, so he's gotta slap at his vocal chords with his bladder in order to make words.

...I-I-I don't like this camp. Can I go home now?

Randy

GROW INTO A MOUNTAIN DAMNIT! Terrify me!

Now see, I don't do that but I can do this (turns into a hotdog) and this. (turns into a igloo) Ta-da!

Randy

Ripped off again.

Yeah, you the supervisor? Where were the strippers?

Randy

Didn't need 'em. Meat Mountain pulls in the crowd all by himself.

Well you give me back my $2.50, 'cause I ain't payin' for something that happens every day on the hood of my car!

Randy, he [Shake] ain't from space.

Randy

Yeah, I know little guy, cause I'm the prince of Jupiter.

You never told me that.

Randy

See, years ago my dad sent me down here to conquer your species by infiltrating your gene pool, know what I mean? [chuckles] Know what I mean?

No

Randy

Well...when a man and woman love each other...physically...outside of a bar.

Which bar?

Listen to me Randy, it doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for sasquatch, if you're a sasquatch the rules are different.

Randy

Forget it Meatwad, I'm a circus freak, and that's all I'll ever be.

...Whatever.

[Shake comes disguised As Meatwad]

Hey, look at me! I'm stupid as hell, I can't even breathe properly, let alone read! What's that?

Randy

And now.. the Amazing Arctic Igloo!

What?!

Yeah, turn into that Igloo!

Take your top off!!

Carl...

Randy

Yeah..so..where is that, Milkshake?

Well I uh.. (takes off his costume and shows it's really him in disguise with hair under his eyes) Look it's the Amazing Milkshake with the Bearded Eyes!!

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