Frylock quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Oh, Boy I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to fucking write ice cream on this fucking list before someone gets their shit in gear, and brings home the fucking ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife AND ETCH INTO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE!!!!! ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM!!!!! I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH TWO FUCKING MORONS!!!!!

Master Shake

What happened to courtesy? Did it just disappear?

Frylock

I just can't believe it.

Master Shake

WHO WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THAT??! How do you make love to...do you have a book...how do you do it, I'm asking.

Frylock

I stole this ultrasound program off the internet.

Shake

Well that's stealing.

Frylock

I said I stole it.

Shake

Would you get me the Lord of the Rings?

Frylock

I already have that. It's on my hard drive. Ok, Meatwad, now-

Shake

[interrupting] How 'bout watchin' it?

Hey how you guys doin'? Anybody without a gun, a knife, a handkerchief and a chapstick get the fuck outta here!

Frylock

Who are you?

Shake

Gee Whiz?

That is FREAKIN TED NUGENT! [shot with an arrow] Ahh! you shot my arm!

Sorry man, thought you were a varmin.

Shake

Wango ze tango eh?

Yes it is my image you saw in that billboard

Shake

I kept tellin' him, Ted Nugent. He's stupid

Which of you numbnuts left a dollar in front of my billboard?

Hey Nug, you gonna sign my arrow?

Don't move man.

I got a Cat Scratch Fever loincloth I still wear on laundry night.

I'm tellin' ya, don't move!

Why, what's the- AAAAAHHH!! [Carl explodes; rainbow appears]

Frylock

Well I'm sure glad that wasn't blood. I would have been motherfuckin' offended out of my fuckin' ass.

Master Shake

Me too, ya motherfuckin' cock-suck.

[green check mark appears] Acceptable!

What are you doin' ?

Shake

We are advancing the world with technology

Cuz it looks like... dem boys is... that droids in heat..

Frylock

Meatwad back away, that's not something you should be seeing.

Will someone tell me what's going on here?

They makin babies out here.

Shake

We need the intelligence helmets... to give them reason. Frylock, order the intelligence helmets immediately.

Do Standard Delivery.

Shake

Same Day! Same Day! It's gotta be same day!

Frylock

Alright, it's here.

Shake

Alright!

Shut up, let him talk!

Frylock

It has intelligence... but... of a 4 year old.

Craaaaap.

Shake

That's fine... A child knows pain... and a 4 year old would definitely run from this.

Turn it on!

No means no! I'm telling on you!

Aww... I feel like I should call my parents

Shake

Intelligence is a wonderful thing... The control and restraint shown--

Oh boy! A pool! Mommy, I go swimming! [jumps in and gets shocked]

No, leave her! She's too young for you-- GAH!! [jumps in too]

Good mornin'! I'll have me two Steak-Umms.

Shake

You're about to learn the value of a hard... day's... night! Because you need to get out there, and start working on a job!

That'd be a violation of child labor laws.

Frylock

Well, he is right. He's too young...uh, besides, there are sanitation issues...

That's right! This hand, been up my butt... but I'll touch your food all day long with it!

Shake

Well, your congressman will know about how... bullcrap... this is!

Shake

What the hell is this? I told you fireman, astronaut, racecar driver, maybe bikini judge, and this is what I get? Food service? Are you kidding me? This is third world, and I'm from the first! I'm number one, baby.

Frylock

I'm amazed they even hired you.

Frylock

Did you even read the training manual?

Shake

The only thing I read are the zeroes on my paycheck.

Frylock

Look, okay, I'll do this, why don't you go and give out free shots of that ham.

Shake

That was ham in that pitcher?!

Frylock

No, that was "Fried Chiquid".

Shake

Who friggin' thought of this place?!

Shake

Where are those girls? Did you give them the money yet?

Frylock

Does it look like it?

Shake

I was supposed to buy them wine coolers!

Please come visit me dawg

Frylock

Oh no!

Oh yeah!

Frylock

Oh Hell no!

Hell yeah!

Frylock

We are not doing this again. No way.

Yeah way!

Frylock

This is MC Pee Pants isn't it? Isn't it?!

No.

Frylock

Okay fine. Sir-Loin right?

Nope.

Frylock

Okay, well who is it, then?

Guess. [looking back and forth at a poster] Where are my eyes lookin'?

Frylock

Will you just tell me who he is? 'Cause I'm not gonna look at your poster.

This here's Little Brittle and the C-bag. And he's kickin' it, elderly school.

Master Shake

Where do you two think you're going?

Frylock

Wherever the hell we want.

Master Shake

Not without me!

We're going to see Little Brittle at the old folks home.

Master Shake

Go without me!

Frylock

(Flipping through pictures) You don't remember meeting us? Okay, a couple of years ago, you were a six-foot-tall spider that wanted us to help you drill a hole into the earth to unleash demons to run your global diet pill pyramid scheme.

The what?

Frylock

All right, what about this one? A year later, you were a cow that tried to get us to bring all our garbage to you so you could use flies to evaporate the walls of a bank so you could get the money and-- Ooh.

Frylock

--Uh... so you could get the money to rent patio furniture that you hadn't paid for yet.

And this is us at dinner right before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.

Master Shake

Frylock! You're not gonna believe this! A prowler broke in here and forced your cupcakes in my mouth, and he said if you don't leave the room right now, and let him use the internet, he'll shoot me!

Frylock

Fine.

Master Shake

He has a gun, you know.

Frylock

Well, he said he'd shoot you, so I did figured it was a gun.

Master Shake

Frylock, I am completely serious here- [Frylock picks up a tray of cupcakes]... You had MORE cupcakes?!

Frylock

Oh you think I can just leave whatever the hell I want around you?

Master Shake

Well I leave things around you and I don't cry!