MMeatwad
Trick or treat, smell my meat...[Carl shuts the door]] ...Ah, man.
[Opens the door] Look, Meatman, what are you doing trick-or-treatin'?! It's frickin' May.
MMeatwad
Look, I need candy. Now, are you going to give me some, or are you going to lose some teeth?
I know, I've only heard your little song a thousand times! Now I need candy and I don't know why.
MMeatwad
Shhh... I don't listen to that kiddie crap any more, I'm check'n the adult jams now, see, check it. MC Pee Pants don't just want candy now, that's childish, he needs it. And when you need something that's a responsibility, that only only an adult... of my maturity... bunnies!
Yeah, I got a deal at the dumpster, I mean, warehouse. Yeah, you might want to wipe the juice off 'em.
[After running over Meatwad's toys with a lawnmower] Hey, your astronauts better watch where they land their ship next time, 'cause they might get overrun by the alien life form, hahaha!
MMeatwad
They don't use ships, they use rocket boots.
They don't use nothin' now, do they?
MMeatwad
Frylock, where are the pills?
Pills? What do you need pills for?
MMeatwad
Well, Happy-Time Harry needs 'em. He says that the pills make the phone calls go away.
[Writes on a post-it note] Alright Meatwad, this is a prescription from Dr. Frylock for Jolly Sunshine Happiness!
MMeatwad
Oh, you think this is a game?! They're gonna garnish his wages and how's he gonna pay child support then, huh? I'll tell ya, he ain't!
Go ahead, man. Let's do this thing.
I told you I'd do it, I'm gonna do it now. Hey Meatwad, look at this! [With Shake turned away, Harry pours gasoline over himself] Come to the window! Big time fun... you know what I mean?
Okay dude, I just did all the prep work, now let's get it on! DO IT!
Well.. shoot... I mean I was just going to sort of blow your jaw off with a firecracker or something.. I wasn't gonna.. I think I need to go pray.
[Cut to Meatwad's room]
Yo, that milkshake's got no guts, man.
MMeatwad
You know, Happy-Time...Just being around you kinda makes me wanna die...
You’re gonna chuck him off a cliff? Shake, we could have chucked him off the roof and stayed at home.
No, This is a magic cliff here, like in The Highlander. So, you will become The Highlander, and you’ll roam the earth forever, trying to kill yourself, but you wouldn’t be able to, because you’ll be…immortal. Won’t that suck, little man? [laughs]
MMeatwad
Well actually, That sounds kinda cool.
MMeatwad
Then I’m gonna do it.
NO, YOU’RE NOT! I’m doing it!
Shake, Wait! The Highlander was just a movie. I mean-
Oh Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happen in real time.
MMeatwad
So, this cliff is magic?
MMeatwad
I’m doing it now.
No man, Look you gotta be born a Highlander, You can’t just…become one.
See, he saw the movie too.
MMeatwad
You know, that’s right.
I know, I saw cliffs, Okay. And there’s lots of magic everywhere…And Mel Gibson.
Oh, You think you’re the expert? Let's see how much your ass know about FLYING! [throws Happy-Time off a cliff.] Yeah! that’s what I’m talking about.
You done? Because that took forever...
I am-Well I am foreverrr.....I AM IMMORTAL!!!
Shake, No! [Master Shake jumps off the cliff, his straw clinging to a branch]
Damn branch…Wait! I'm not immortal here, Okay?
Hang on Shake, we'll call for help!
MMeatwad
No, tell him to let go.
Yeah, Hurry! I think that the branch will hold for... [branch breaks] IT'S NOT HOLDING!!
(Floating in the pool with Meatwad) So, I guess the Highlander comes out of traction today.
MMeatwad
Well, I hoped they fixed his eyes. They got messed up pretty bad in that fall.
Well, the doctors gave him some hard plastic replacements, So don't stare at them, Okay? He’s real self conscious about it.
(comes in on wheelchair with large eyes) Alas, I return.
MMeatwad
Dang! What happened to your eyes?! They look weird.
Oh, shut up! “There can be, only one!” (Lifts up a sword and lightning strikes it, and then he drops it and falls out of the chair and is set on fire).
MMeatwad
We grillin' tonight.
Look at him and tell me there's a God.
MMeatwad
He made me in His own image.
Oh, yeah, God's a big meatball, I forgot. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Does he stink like you do?
Oh, you're ki — Meatwad, it's not polite to stare.
MMeatwad
But, look at him.
No, it's okay, I know. I'm totally, hideous.
MMeatwad
No i-it's cool, I was just wondering if that jambox worked, you know. Shake threw mine in a cobra cage, and dared me to go get it, and that's why I'm all puffy back here.
MMeatwad
So, is he like replicating it?
MMeatwad
Oh, shoot I was hoping I'd learn something. Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?
Yeah it sure is Meatwad...
MMeatwad
Like how we all evolved from the ancient dinosaur. I wish I had some of their stuff boy. Like them tail. Them tails that make 'em fly.
MMeatwad
So is this where the camp is?
Yes, now gimme a hug. But, keep the bag on, okay?
MMeatwad
Smells like vomit.
Shut up! The counselor is about the counsel you, and he will send you right back home if you talk and you'll never learn RAM!
MMeatwad
Hey Randy, I don't know what's going on, but can I trade bunks? 'Cause my roommate's...wha- are those his organs?
Oh that's Inside-Out Boy. His mouth is in his belly, so he's gotta slap at his vocal chords with his bladder in order to make words.
MMeatwad
...I-I-I don't like this camp. Can I go home now?
GROW INTO A MOUNTAIN DAMNIT! Terrify me!
MMeatwad
Now see, I don't do that but I can do this (turns into a hotdog) and this. (turns into a igloo) Ta-da!
MMeatwad
Randy, he [Shake] ain't from space.
Yeah, I know little guy, cause I'm the prince of Jupiter.
MMeatwad
You never told me that.
See, years ago my dad sent me down here to conquer your species by infiltrating your gene pool, know what I mean? [chuckles] Know what I mean?
Well...when a man and woman love each other...physically...outside of a bar.
MMeatwad
Listen to me Randy, it doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for sasquatch, if you're a sasquatch the rules are different.
Forget it Meatwad, I'm a circus freak, and that's all I'll ever be.
MMeatwad
And I'll tell you something else Frylock, I did not see one computer in that whole camp.
Yeah, yeah. Say, have you noticed that Indian burial ground that's coming up through our drain again?
MMeatwad
Nah, that's Inside-out Boy. He just needs a place to stay for a few days.
Whoo, I just ate a whole bathtub full of cherry cobbler. It was delicious.
MMeatwad
...You're joking, right?
MMeatwad
...NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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