Meatwad and Carl in “MC Pee Pants”

Trick or treat, smell my meat...[Carl shuts the door]] ...Ah, man.

[Opens the door] Look, Meatman, what are you doing trick-or-treatin'?! It's frickin' May.

Look, I need candy. Now, are you going to give me some, or are you going to lose some teeth?

I know, I've only heard your little song a thousand times! Now I need candy and I don't know why.

Shhh... I don't listen to that kiddie crap any more, I'm check'n the adult jams now, see, check it. MC Pee Pants don't just want candy now, that's childish, he needs it. And when you need something that's a responsibility, that only only an adult... of my maturity... bunnies!

Yeah, I got a deal at the dumpster, I mean, warehouse. Yeah, you might want to wipe the juice off 'em.