Gentleman, behold. My time space contin- [freezes]
What? [long pause] Uhhh....Dr. Weird? [pushes over Dr. Weird, and he explodes] See you later have a good weekend!
“Dumber Dolls” · Season 1
In this episode: Happy-Time Harry (8), Meatwad (5), Frylock (5), Master Shake (4), Jiggle Billy (3), Dr. Weird (1), Steve (1)
[After running over Meatwad's toys with a lawnmower] Hey, your astronauts better watch where they land their ship next time, 'cause they might get overrun by the alien life form, hahaha!
They don't use ships, they use rocket boots.
They don't use nothin' now, do they?
No, no I don't have a firearm, I just got these...action bills.
Frylock, where are the pills?
Pills? What do you need pills for?
Well, Happy-Time Harry needs 'em. He says that the pills make the phone calls go away.
[Writes on a post-it note] Alright Meatwad, this is a prescription from Dr. Frylock for Jolly Sunshine Happiness!
Oh, you think this is a game?! They're gonna garnish his wages and how's he gonna pay child support then, huh? I'll tell ya, he ain't!
Look man, all you had was root beer and triple sec.
I was gonna make margaritas with that!
Ah man, you had tequila the whole time?! Well, where the...where is it?
[To Meatwad] Tomorrow I'm getting you a new doll with a sunnier attitude!
Hey man, while you're there, you get me that Happy-Time Dialysis Machine.
Dialysis?
Yeah. I had half my liver removed and I'm not supposed to drink, but...I do.
Go ahead, man. Let's do this thing.
I told you I'd do it, I'm gonna do it now. Hey Meatwad, look at this! [With Shake turned away, Harry pours gasoline over himself] Come to the window! Big time fun... you know what I mean?
Okay dude, I just did all the prep work, now let's get it on! DO IT!
Well.. shoot... I mean I was just going to sort of blow your jaw off with a firecracker or something.. I wasn't gonna.. I think I need to go pray.
[Cut to Meatwad's room]
Yo, that milkshake's got no guts, man.
You know, Happy-Time...Just being around you kinda makes me wanna die...
So... [dances] we jigglin' or-
Hey! Backwoods retard. Not now, not ever!
Okay! Naptime! [dances]
You know, sometimes I like to take this knife and just...cut myself. [Chuckles] See how hard I can do it before I just...pass out, man.
Shoo...well, uhh...commence the jigglin' y'all!
Hey, check it out, man. You know why you came in that box, right? That's 'cause someone put you there...to die.
That ain't true now. I...I got me these night-vision goggles [Puts the goggles on]
[Knocks the goggles off] For what? You're a hillbilly! You don't even know who you are, do you? Look at you, you're a clown. You're a joke.
[Pathetically] I don't know why I have these goggles.
You’re gonna chuck him off a cliff? Shake, we could have chucked him off the roof and stayed at home.
No, This is a magic cliff here, like in The Highlander. So, you will become The Highlander, and you’ll roam the earth forever, trying to kill yourself, but you wouldn’t be able to, because you’ll be…immortal. Won’t that suck, little man? [laughs]
Well actually, That sounds kinda cool.
Yeah, it does.
Then I’m gonna do it.
NO, YOU’RE NOT! I’m doing it!
Shake, Wait! The Highlander was just a movie. I mean-
Oh Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happen in real time.
So, this cliff is magic?
Oh yeah, Big time.
I’m doing it now.
No man, Look you gotta be born a Highlander, You can’t just…become one.
See, he saw the movie too.
You know, that’s right.
I know, I saw cliffs, Okay. And there’s lots of magic everywhere…And Mel Gibson.
Uhh, Braveheart? Hello?
Oh, You think you’re the expert? Let's see how much your ass know about FLYING! [throws Happy-Time off a cliff.] Yeah! that’s what I’m talking about.
You done? Because that took forever...
I am-Well I am foreverrr.....I AM IMMORTAL!!!
Shake, No! [Master Shake jumps off the cliff, his straw clinging to a branch]
Damn branch…Wait! I'm not immortal here, Okay?
Hang on Shake, we'll call for help!
No, tell him to let go.
Yeah, Hurry! I think that the branch will hold for... [branch breaks] IT'S NOT HOLDING!!
(Floating in the pool with Meatwad) So, I guess the Highlander comes out of traction today.
Well, I hoped they fixed his eyes. They got messed up pretty bad in that fall.
Well, the doctors gave him some hard plastic replacements, So don't stare at them, Okay? He’s real self conscious about it.
Okay.
(comes in on wheelchair with large eyes) Alas, I return.
Oh! There you are!
Where are you?
Dang! What happened to your eyes?! They look weird.
Shhh!
Oh, shut up! “There can be, only one!” (Lifts up a sword and lightning strikes it, and then he drops it and falls out of the chair and is set on fire).
We grillin' tonight.
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